loo gee sauce

An extra flavorant commonly found in oriental restaurants having either stressed-out or excessively bored kitchen staff.

I can't decide what I object to most about this hot and sour soup...the loo gee sauce or the MSG!

by Mahreeo April 30, 2006

Looksee-loo

To take a closer look at something.

"Hey Eric, come take a looksee-loo at Urban Dictionary. I think you're wrong."

by atravelinbug January 29, 2014

Likey-loo

From the term looky-loo. A person who stalks you on Facebook and "likes" everything you post.

Guy1: Dammit man. I swear I could post about arsenic poisoning small children on Facebook, and that crazy bitch Brittany would "like" it.
Guy2: Crazy man, you have a Likey-loo on your hands.

by JDTheNerDragon June 17, 2014

loo laid

When British people have sex in a bathroom.

American: 'I just fucked in the bathroom.'

British: 'Oi, I just got loo laid.'

by Buttzzz September 19, 2014

Dirdle Loo

Dirdle Loo (dur-del-loo) is a phrase that can be used to express literally any emotion. It doesn't actually have a real meaning, but it's just fun to say. You could say "Dirdle Loo" and no one would know what you're talking about. Instead of saying the Roblox death sound (OOF) after someone has a serious conversation with you, you could say "Dirdle Loo". Ditch Oof. Say Dirdle Loo.

*Absolute silence*
Me: "Dirdle Loo".

Friend: "I hate this game"
Me:"Dirdle Loo".

by Bianca_DiddlySquat December 20, 2018

rude goose on the loo

That's when you behave like an idiot sitting on the can

That weirdo sure acts like a rude goose on the loo!

by Candyman Can June 22, 2018

loo scannon

A small heavy apparatus on wheels with a short iron projectile-hurling barrel that you pack with black powder and a sandbag, and place just inside the door of an outhouse; you rig the device's primer-cap to both the door and the seat of the crapper. That way, if some "loose cannon" --- either because he's a pervert or simply too drunk to notice da "occupied" sign --- tries to enter da loo while someone else is already in there, he'll get blasted clear across the yard for his impudence.

The only problem with a loo scannon is that ordinarily you can only have one shot at the loo-intruder at a time,, so if the sozzled/lecherous idiot actually recovers from the massive torso-whack he received "the first time around" and staggers back toward the outhouse before you're through takin' yer dump, you will no longer have your "protection device" activated to give him another whallop. That's what bathroom-buddies are for --- always take another person and some fresh ammo-supplies with you when you head for the potty, so that your friend can hurriedly reload the scannon in preparation for another blast if necessary. P.S. Some clueless dudes are so big and tough that they actually **enjoy** being a "human cannonball", so watch out for "repeat offenders" here... they may actually WANT you to do it again "on their behalf".

by QuacksO August 1, 2018