Small town in southern Iowa, a town where people run around screaming, “Southern Iowa White Trash Mafia.” The girls from centerville have been passed around more than Chlamydia has in Moulton, Iowa. The boys from centerville are all 5’2 with small pee pees. Thots from centerville seem to think they’re a 10 when they’re a 2. Walking down the street you can smell Breanna heart from Walmart to albia and don’t be surprised if a meth cloud gets blown in your face when you’re trying to study at the local trap house. There’s always some fuckery going on in town. Centerville is a town where your boyfriend will turn gay on you, and start taking dick up his ass. Then people will make fun of you for being with him. So if you’re fucking with a person from centerville, make sure to keep it on the downlow incase they take it in the but hole
Him: “You’re kinda cute”
Her: “thank you”
Him: “where are you from”
Her::“centerville Iowa, wbu?”
Him: *Blocked*
Her: “thank you”
Him: “where are you from”
Her::“centerville Iowa, wbu?”
Him: *Blocked*
by Mpaige641 December 09, 2021
Where normis and shit heads kick off their boots and relax while the women are of gobbling dicks, dont forget about the meth problem;)
Centerville Iowa is SHIT
by Cpt. Dickram July 25, 2017
When a man is grinding his boner into his girls butt cheeks and she clenches and squeezes your nut sack into her crack and pulls away and you cant break free.
by swiggityswooty23 March 10, 2023
Arguably the coolest college town in the Midwest, with only Madison WI rivalling it. Basically a suburb of Chicago, whom IC owes much of its population base (especially UI student body) and culture to. Septembers in IC are gorgeous, and Iowa football fans are as loyal and raucous as they come.
by fezzador July 31, 2006
carter: dude, why are those stoners going into newton iowa?
trenton: because they are stoners who live there.
trenton: because they are stoners who live there.
by succmybuttandcallmejimmynuetro June 02, 2017
Books mentioning Knoxville Iowa:
One stone, two stone, three stone scream! : A Urological Nightmare by Harlin Emerson
Bambi's Adventures on Backwards Day by Ruby Goturnose
The People Under the Portapotty
By Semore Butts
One stone, two stone, three stone scream! : A Urological Nightmare by Harlin Emerson
Bambi's Adventures on Backwards Day by Ruby Goturnose
The People Under the Portapotty
By Semore Butts
by Papadoc June 20, 2014
An epic, yet small town in northwest Iowa. It was home to the famous wrestler Frank Gotch. It's High School mascot is the wildcat. The town is full of people that would just love to take you into their home and rape you. So watch out.
by hardwell69 June 19, 2011