by nigeriangaming HD November 30, 2014
A large quantity of pepper spray administered directly to the motherfucking face, a la UC Davis Occupy protesters.
"I love the smell of Illuminati Poppers in the morning."
"It's nothing that some screwball media spin and Illuminati Poppers can't fix."
"I was getting bored of this whole protest thing, but those Illuminati Poppers really gave me my second wind!"
"It's nothing that some screwball media spin and Illuminati Poppers can't fix."
"I was getting bored of this whole protest thing, but those Illuminati Poppers really gave me my second wind!"
by Howard Taft November 21, 2011
As if by Karma, magic and Law, all Illuminati became extinct and were bound to non-existence. Illuminati curses, illusions and influence ceased to exist.
All Illuminati became extinct. As a result, money curses no longer had any impact or influence on any nouns.
Law.
Law.
by TheOnlyGian June 20, 2023
The one world government.
The (Illuminati)...One world government print the money and only care about power and control over the human mind.
by ANONYMOUSLY WOKE August 25, 2022
by ThirdEyeHoz November 09, 2023
The historical group known as the Bavarian “Illuminati” was a secret society founded on May 1st, 1776, in the Electorate of Bavaria. The society had stated goals including the opposition of religious and superstitious influences on public life, and fighting abuses of state power. Alongside Freemasonry, they were later outlawed in Bavaria by edict. Since then, the term is used to reference many groups that claim either direct or indirect lineage from the original Illuminati, as well as Freemasons and other groups under that umbrella.
Read the following to the tune of the chorus of “Shape of You” by Ed Sheeran:
I know a place that’s new,
Where reptilians butt-fuck Jews,
Alex Jones is up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
Last night they were snorting glue,
Until their faces turned bright blue,
I think I saw David Icke up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Everyday cooking up something brand new,
And now they’re gonna target you!
I know a place that’s new,
Where reptilians butt-fuck Jews,
Alex Jones is up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
Last night they were snorting glue,
Until their faces turned bright blue,
I think I saw David Icke up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Everyday cooking up something brand new,
And now they’re gonna target you!
by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025