majestic dangle

Majestic dangle is the biggest your dick can look without being confused for being hard. Majestic dangle is what you want in the locker room Or doctors office.
Taking a whiz...

/looks down

“Damn my D looks juicy as fuck”

/keeps whizzing

“YOU SHALL NOW AND FOREVER BE KNOWN AS...MY MAJESTIC DANGLE!!”

//strut walks out of bathroom
by Rkelly01 October 24, 2018
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Dangling Feelers

When a pair of balls that are dangled above the face of someone else so that they may feel the danglers, physically & emotionally.

Dangling Feelers can become addictive over time. Increased exposure can make you a Dangling Feeler fiend.
"Rob's dangling feelers went up my nostrils last night!"
"I sure do love me some dangling feelers!"
"Man, when I gave Sam those dangling feelers, she felt my danglers!"
by TAJIZZLE March 16, 2021
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portland dangle

The act of a man stirring another person's drink with his penis. Originating from Portland.
Rick asked me to make him a mixed drink, so I poured coke and whiskey into the cup and gave it the ole' Portland dangle.
by Danglemonster February 19, 2016
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mad dangle

(adj.)having such tremendous stickhandling ability in streethockey (also known as stickball, dekhockey, ballhockey).

(v.) to make a amazing move during a streethockey game, to make someone look stupid by "dangling"
People who mad dangle
Alxeander Ovechkin
Claude Giroux
me
by Bill Cos' aka ds May 19, 2009
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Gangsta Dangle

When a player ensures that his beyatch unknowingly nibbles at his schlong first thing in the morning.
Boys it was my birthday - no better time of the year to Gangsta Dangle my ho
by Kwiss September 24, 2008
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dangle beef

Labia that takes up too much real estate in the cooter district. Often looking like the woman is trying to smuggle a piece of beef jerky in her panties.
"Damn! Look at the dangle beef on her!" "Eww, I know! She's got so much scrap meat down there that Oscar Mayer wants to shoot her snatch for some bologna commercials."
by Terik October 02, 2007
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she-dangle

1. A transgender person that appears to be female, but in fact has male genitalia.

2.The genitalia of said transgender person
ex 1. (Ted) Dude you almost took a she-dangle home last night! (George) Dude he looked like a chick!

ex 2. The size of the she-dangle's she-dangle was quite impressive.
by Nicktheboss March 05, 2010
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