"Did you hear about how the guy we went to college with got arrested?"
"Yea, yet another poor chicken left a victim of the Kentucky Cherry Cranberry."
"Yea, yet another poor chicken left a victim of the Kentucky Cherry Cranberry."
by NeverAgain0_0 February 7, 2022
Get the Kentucky Cherry Cranberrymug. adj. (slang, humorous, absurd)
1. Extremely flamboyant, over-the-top, or obviously gay in a way that’s both unexpected and undeniable.
2. Unnecessarily extra, fabulous, or theatrical, like a Broadway performance starring a drag queen dressed as a fruit salad.
3. A phrase that sounds like an old-timey Southern saying but was actually made up in 2025, yet somehow feels like it always existed.
Coined in 2025, this phrase randomly combines “gay,” “cranberries,” and “California” into something that makes no sense but feels right. Originally created as a joke, it has since confused, entertained, and baffled people across the internet.
-grandaddychino
1. Extremely flamboyant, over-the-top, or obviously gay in a way that’s both unexpected and undeniable.
2. Unnecessarily extra, fabulous, or theatrical, like a Broadway performance starring a drag queen dressed as a fruit salad.
3. A phrase that sounds like an old-timey Southern saying but was actually made up in 2025, yet somehow feels like it always existed.
Coined in 2025, this phrase randomly combines “gay,” “cranberries,” and “California” into something that makes no sense but feels right. Originally created as a joke, it has since confused, entertained, and baffled people across the internet.
-grandaddychino
Gayer than a box of California cranberries:
• “Dude walked in wearing a pink velvet suit with rhinestones. That man is gayer than a box of California cranberries.”
• “Why does this dance routine look gayer than a box of California cranberries?”
• “I told my grandma that phrase and she swears she heard it before. The Mandela Effect is real.”
• “Dude walked in wearing a pink velvet suit with rhinestones. That man is gayer than a box of California cranberries.”
• “Why does this dance routine look gayer than a box of California cranberries?”
• “I told my grandma that phrase and she swears she heard it before. The Mandela Effect is real.”
by GranddaddyChino March 9, 2025
Get the Gayer than a box of California cranberriesmug. The kind of fart that occupies its own zip code, that lingers well after said fart has been expelled. Inspired by the song "Linger" by the Cranberries, because everyone will wonder why the eff that fart had to linger. "Do you have to let it linger?"
I busted the worst cranberry at the bar last night and it cleared the entire room - it wasn't safe to return for 30 minutes! I even saw someone gag on the smell.
by Peen06969 June 22, 2023
Get the Cranberrymug. You shove cranberrys into a girl's pussy until you can't fit anymore when shes on her period (for the extra sauce) and then add your homemade whipped cream (your delicious creamy semen) and it eat it out like its cranberry pie.
by seachips January 24, 2025
Get the Cranberry Pie Crammingmug. by sfdyjstyj November 2, 2022
Get the Want a Sprite Cranberry?mug. Sentence One:
A Stranger comes up to JKMN (Noel) and asks "Do you wanna Sprite Cranberry?"
Your walking down the street, like every other normal winter day. In the distance, you hear a faint "Its the thirst, Thirstiest time, of the year. Someone then proceeds to jump out at you and scream "DO YOU WANT A SPRITE CRANBERRY?"
A Stranger comes up to JKMN (Noel) and asks "Do you wanna Sprite Cranberry?"
Your walking down the street, like every other normal winter day. In the distance, you hear a faint "Its the thirst, Thirstiest time, of the year. Someone then proceeds to jump out at you and scream "DO YOU WANT A SPRITE CRANBERRY?"
by a weeb :) *go watch some anime December 17, 2019
Get the Sprite Cranberrymug. by Americanski November 26, 2019
Get the Sprite cranberrymug.