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Colonial spring

A bout of warm, springlike weather toward the end of winter; the opposite of an Indian summer.
I think we ought to dub this period of unseasonably warm weather a 'Colonial spring' because:

1) It wasn't invited and it's not supposed to be here,
2) It seems like a blessing at first, but you suspect a global calamity may be lurking,
3) Its 'gifts' are often laden with nasty surprises like illness and flash flooding, and
4) Things could turn ugly again really quickly, without warning, despite assurances to the contrary.
by BornBlitzed February 24, 2017
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Colonial Murderer

A killer who dresses as a knight and burns the letter "C" into her victims bodies as a trademark.
Watson: There seems to be a "C" burnt into the victims body, could this be the work of the Colonial murderer?

Sherlock: Brilliant deduction, Watson!
by Nickuhcrazy August 22, 2008
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Social Media Super-Colonies

Social Media Super-Colonies is taken from the Argentine Ants in California that have created a colony which spreads hundreds of miles and contains billions of ants hence the Super part of the phrase.

Ants are the most social insects inviting and joining communities within their colonies. The same way that social media works when going viral.

Social Media Super-Colonies refers to inviting people to connect and join online communities which anyone can be part of, however as with any colony they have a defence barrier when it comes to other colonies.
A prime example would be Apple Inc. Apple have created a Social Media Super-Colonies which have the entire world connected. It also has large competitors which they continually put a defensive barrier up and compete to be the best.
by Tiny Ant Marketing September 14, 2013
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Colonial-poisoned

Colonial-poisoned: A worldview shaped by colonial ideologies like white supremacy, patriarchy, and capitalism. Often unexamined and rooted in cishet, Western norms.
1. Brad is so colonial-poisoned that he can't fathom a world where everyone is equal.
by Thespian529 July 28, 2025
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Colony Pony

When a girl puts her hair in a side pony while giving head & looks like George Washington
She was givin me that gah gah sloppy top as her hair kept getting in her face so she put up that colony pony.
by Grahamsterdam March 5, 2023
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Colonial tendency

A tendency to force assimilation regimes upon the masses with tactics such as violence, coercion and fellandering.
Wow that Aussie sure has been trying to colonise me all day, he really has a colonial tendency
by Ms.she. November 4, 2018
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Vernacular colonialism

The process through which black slang and vernacular is co opted to become part of "internet culture". Terms like "simp" "woke" and "lit" that have been used for years in the black community and black Twitter become mainstream, leading white people to think the terms belong to them, ignorant of their origins.
Brian: You seen that Kevin, that kids a simp.
Keisha: Vernacular colonialism, at it again.
by Ewyan June 21, 2020
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