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Clyde

Someone who likes to curse a lot and tell inappropriate jokes (usually sex jokes) when given the chance during conversations.
Guy1: "How old is your mom again?"
Guy2: "I think she's 69 years old."
Guy1: "Ooooh! Still fuckable and whose age is the same number as my favorite sex position."
Guy2: "God! You're disgusting, you're such a "Clyde"."
by X3 *Pounces on you* UwU February 24, 2021
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Clyde

That online best friend you can't confess to, though you wish to. You talk to him everyday and you make romantic jokes with eachother, and he says he's half serious about it but you don't know if he likes you or not.
by Not Worth It. January 30, 2025
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As wide as the Clyde

The Clyde refers to a river in south Scotland that flows northwest.
The term ‘as wide as the Clyde’ likely denotes the length or size of the object or idea referred to (i.e. it can refer to figurative or actual lengths and distances).
Alison Thewliss (SNP frontbencher)
...the NAO report blows a hole ‘as wide as the Clyde’ through everything the Tories have been saying on Universal Credit.
by Irtiza July 5, 2018
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Clyde The Cloud

1:Were you on Clyde The Cloud's stream yesterday?
2:Yes,he was reluctant about talking first,but then the chat forced him to talk.
by decrepitParadox February 27, 2018
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Clyde padial

Clyde Padial be wanking and shmanking it
by crude_oil69 June 7, 2024
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Clyde

A dude with a fat juicy CAWK that NO girl can resist, I am truly an alpha and all of you are betas.
Girl 1 : Omg did you see Clyde’s FAT ASS CAWK PRINT?!
Girl 2 : Yahhh it’s HUGE, I wonder if my throat can take it
by Clydydaddy June 30, 2022
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