caterpillared

The dick pic version of getting catfished. When someone's dick doesn't end up being as big as their dick pic.

AP: So how did it end up?
Julia: Well I got fucking caterpillared again
AP: What do you mean?
Julia: His dick was way smaller than the pics he sent me, ughhh

by Snaplatts July 14, 2019

caterpillar finger

When a person sticks ones finger into an ungroomed anal cavity resulting in a digit that resembles in an adolescent caterpillar

I was intoxicated and stumble upon a homeless guys butthole and in result i came home with caterpillar finger.

by Timtitty December 14, 2013

caterpillar chicken

A chicken shaped hamburger that eats fried 🧀

I sure love that silly caterpillar chicken.

by Sissybabe May 28, 2017

crawl like a caterpillar

Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee, crawl like a caterpillar

Float like a butterfly refers to the ability to move around lightly and quickly on one's feet during a fight. Sting like a bee refers to effective punching that hurts the other person. crawl like a caterpillar refers to the ability to have opponent on all fours begging for mercy during a fight.

by King amun tut ankh September 21, 2019

The Fuzzy Brown Caterpillar

When two men get together and one shits in the others mouth, While the man has shit in his mouth the other

fucks his shit filled mouth.

I am going to give Ryan The Fuzzy Brown Caterpillar.

by Hesh69CSgod January 12, 2021

Caterpillar

When 2 men are in a spooning position, one of the men spreads their ass and the other guy smacks his dick on the other guys ass while yelling caterpillar.

Guy 1: Hey, lay on your side and spread your cheeks

Guy 2: Ok

Guy 1: Smack* CATERPILLAR! CATERPILLAR! CATERPILLAR!

by silly wet noodel March 25, 2024

Caterpillaring

The act of cocooning the day before a big social event so that you’re capable of unleashing the full extent of your social butterfly

P1: today has been a bit quiet
P2: that’s needed sometimes. Will mean you have the energy to be a social butterfly tomorrow. You’ve been Caterpillaring.

by goatymcgoatface December 26, 2023