by cyclopentane October 30, 2022
this person is one of the most stand up people you can meet and they'll have your back through anything right or wrong and could possibly turn out to be a very dependable and financially stable person in years to come. always be on their good side cause you dong want to see the bad side their stupid crazy
by sumsumsum689 November 23, 2021
Pronounced (Kar-din-ull Mao-bee-is), Cardinal Maobius is a persistent, often painful erection that lasts for more than 16 hours and is chronic, reoccurring once every few weeks lasting your entire lifetime. Typically has vast amounts of blood, seeping from the urethra and blood clots way easier to someone with Cardinal Maobius leading to chunky blood flowing out of the male urethra. Bleeding can last anywhere from 14 minutes to 18 hours depending on age, weight, and BMI. Cardinal Maobius can only be found in the male sex and is not contagious and is only hereditarily transferable; can be passed down to sons from their father. Cardinal Maobius can also lead the penis to sometimes swell, leaving large cysts and soon calusses filled with pus and blood, and depending on where on the body these cysts are found, sometimes semen. It is smart to treat the cysts sooner rather than later, as they can grow to widths of 22 inches and spread around the body. Roughly 20 million males suffer worldwide annually.
Person A: I have Cardinal Maobius.
Person B: Is that why your pants are red by the crotch area?
Person A: Yes, I am on my cycle.
Person B: Oh, okay. Let me know if you need any help!
Person B: Is that why your pants are red by the crotch area?
Person A: Yes, I am on my cycle.
Person B: Oh, okay. Let me know if you need any help!
by doctor gringo December 26, 2021
Nic Cardinal is a menace to society. He doesn't care about social norms, and does whatever he wants on the daily. In terms of the size of his genetalia, he is isn't quite there yet. Although he is in good shape, he lacks any athletic abilities, and is very short, despite always claiming he is growing. On the other hand, he commits to everything he does, and is an all around great guy, who has a kink for elderly women.
by Alex Huggies December 20, 2021
cardinal ohara is the move if you don’t go there then wyaa? y’all can’t compete with something yall school can’t compare with!
by Aslhey January 06, 2024
Quite possible the gayest combination of cum guzzling wanna-be-rich kids. Encounters with Mooney kids include Failed athletes, sub 3 Gpa's, no bitches, white claw gladiators, feins, and the flatest most ratchet girls to exist.
by Macaroni and Miller October 06, 2021