An amazing Kid who will make you laugh so much you want to cry. He has a tendency to wipe his tears, snot and spit on you. But through all of that he is someone who you want to love. & them to love you back. He will be the comfort you have always been looking for. He is the soft place for you to land. He will love everything you do for him. He is himself and he accepts you for you. Nothing changes with him. Plus if you catch the right one, he will be cuban and look like nick jonas. How amazing!? Now go find one!
by goodnite November 15, 2010
A dumb pothead, drunk-ass mother fucker, who goes out on the street at late night fucking women getting Aids and shit. Negro wannabe.
Girl 1: Did you see Christopher?
Girl 2: Yeah, he was one drunk-ass pothead.
Girl 1: He was such a douche I wanted it $70 he didn't fuck me.
Girl 2: What an ass.
Girl 2: Yeah, he was one drunk-ass pothead.
Girl 1: He was such a douche I wanted it $70 he didn't fuck me.
Girl 2: What an ass.
by noH0mO February 21, 2011
That guy was a total Christopher, he must be from New York.
Man, I wish we could run all those Christophers out of this state and back to the city
Man, I wish we could run all those Christophers out of this state and back to the city
by VTflava April 17, 2008
Usually a charming man, but with rather perverted intent. He may seem simple minded, but hes really analyzing ways to seduce you. Hes not athletic, but hes competative. Chances are he spends more time playing dugeons and dragons then on facebook.
" That guy i went out with was really nice, but a total christopher."
" Yeah, he probably lives in his moms basement!"
" Yeah, he probably lives in his moms basement!"
by sweetblueeyes February 05, 2010
The act of using women's pantyhose to dress as a nun, nailing another man, screaming 'hallelujah' once the ejaculation is inside him.
by Jshizniz July 14, 2017
Chris's are nerds, love WOW, likes weed, philosophy, reading, fantasy, cupcakes, girls, money, japan
by kistel June 19, 2011
by AVeryVeryVeryReliableSource November 23, 2011