Pejorative term for anyone bearing physical or behavioral attributes stereotypical of the town or residents of Council Bluffs, Iowa.
I went to a barbecue last week and Shannon’s mom was wearing a council Bluffs-y, midriff top that had a graphic of a sea turtle blowing a kiss.
by Young Granny February 01, 2021
by lwsoftballxoox June 19, 2009
The affliction, common in frequent masturbaters in which one's jizz is stuck in his urethra to where it's glued shut and his piss can't break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his dick when it finally decides to punch through.
John: Guys, you'll never believe this, I went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my penis!
Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.
John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW
Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.
John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW
by Brockollama January 13, 2012
by eudor August 08, 2024
unless you’re looking to score some meth or some sloppy toppy under the viaduct from a cum guzzling gutter slut while her wigger boyfriend watches, I would avoid Council Bluffs altogether.
by CBgutterslut4life March 31, 2023
Phrase used in retort to or comment upon an expression of superiority and/or one-upmanship, such as a comeback.
MAN 1: "It appears that I have bested you in a contest of strength me lad, what say you?"
MAN 2: "what-a-bluff"
MAN 2: "what-a-bluff"
by dogwithabone May 06, 2009
by 30glockkk_k April 12, 2016