When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.
by octopod August 25, 2004
Get the up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoemug. by Ariluto April 30, 2006
Get the a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wiremug. by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 7, 2020
Get the looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wiremug. “barb contraacksss!!!”
“ Ohhhh happy birthday barbbbb oh yeah that’s a barb barb yeah happy birthday barb oh yeahhhhhhhh”
“Barb!! They’re coming for my kids!!! Stop it barb, stop it! Stop it!!!!!!!!!”
“Barb………. Barb, we talked about this!!!!! Barb, please!!! Barb, no…… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
“Barb!!!!!!! Barb, stop it!!!!! Please, barb, please!!!! I told you, I don’t know where the money is, barb!!!!! Barb, I mean it, barb!!!! I promise, I’m not lying!!!!!!!!!! Barb, you gotta beliebe me, barb! Barb…… barb….! Wait, wait wait!!!! Wait, no, no, no, no, no!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NO, barb!!!!!!! No, barb, no no no!!!!!!!!!”
“Okay, barb….. c’mon over here……. C’mon barb…… i know you got it in you still……. You’re not that senile, are you, barb…????? Heh……. Didn’t think so…”
“Every morning I wake up and drink 6 Redbulls!” heh………………………..
“Hello, barb!”
“Yeah, barb contracks”
“Barb, stop contrackting on me!!!!! Stop, stop, stop!!!!!”
“ Ohhhh happy birthday barbbbb oh yeah that’s a barb barb yeah happy birthday barb oh yeahhhhhhhh”
“Barb!! They’re coming for my kids!!! Stop it barb, stop it! Stop it!!!!!!!!!”
“Barb………. Barb, we talked about this!!!!! Barb, please!!! Barb, no…… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
“Barb!!!!!!! Barb, stop it!!!!! Please, barb, please!!!! I told you, I don’t know where the money is, barb!!!!! Barb, I mean it, barb!!!! I promise, I’m not lying!!!!!!!!!! Barb, you gotta beliebe me, barb! Barb…… barb….! Wait, wait wait!!!! Wait, no, no, no, no, no!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NO, barb!!!!!!! No, barb, no no no!!!!!!!!!”
“Okay, barb….. c’mon over here……. C’mon barb…… i know you got it in you still……. You’re not that senile, are you, barb…????? Heh……. Didn’t think so…”
“Every morning I wake up and drink 6 Redbulls!” heh………………………..
“Hello, barb!”
“Yeah, barb contracks”
“Barb, stop contrackting on me!!!!! Stop, stop, stop!!!!!”
by goobiousgoober May 5, 2025
Get the barb contracksmug. by bxkxoxjxjkxkddk August 4, 2021
Get the Iconic Barb’s Niecemug. A person who love QUEEN NICKIIIIII queen Nicki is the queen of rap if u Stan queen Nicki u are a barb BE A BARB
by DADYCHILLDADDYCHILLDADDYCHILL February 9, 2021
Get the Barbmug. by Madmax1217 November 18, 2017
Get the barb fishermug.