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Clean the mat

Anthony shit his pants so shaggy is going to stay late and clean the mat
by Cappy-Flipflops April 13, 2020
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Mat Carl

Unlike a Hot Carl, a Mat Carl is when a guy puts on a strap-on backwards (sitcking out from his ass), and butt-fucks another guy with it.
Kirk was begging for a Mat Carl from Jim by not showing up in Vegas...
by Slug Football Draft July 20, 2008
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dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.
After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat.
by RT Rules June 11, 2018
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mat 7

A very common word used by chinese people have similar meanning as "what the fuck"/what you want or what is happening depending on the situation.
You have been calling me since last night, mat 7 you want ; This guy mat 7, why he acting like idiot ; cibai lanjiao this guy mat 7 so urgly one
by gugujiao man March 18, 2019
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man mat

A woman who let's men walk all over her no matter how badly he treats her.
Trixie is such a man mat. Her boyfriend cheats on her and she takes him back every time.
by catlady70 March 27, 2016
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Mat Sacha

He is a nice, caring, tall, cute, and athletic boy. He is a good kisser. He has a huge dick.
by Abc123def567g8 June 6, 2018
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Mat Herpes

Martial arts students and instructors are often covered in sweat. Infected bodily fluids, shed skin, and sometimes body lice will make their way into the mats that absorbs the impact from their controlled falls. If these mats remain unwashed for many months, skin infections can manifest (being a contact sport, martial artists are often prone to breaks in the skin leaving them vulnerable to infection. This is a broad term that defines any skin condition contracted from dirty dojo mats.
guy #1: Heya bud, what's with that rash all over your face and arms? That's not contagious is it?

guy #2: Nah, just a case of the mat herpes. I took a couple dives last night in karate class, and...uh...woke up like this.

guy #1: Maybe they should clean their mats. Sorry dude.

guy #2: Meh....
by kevthenurse August 25, 2013
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