teddy demko

A dumb ass. A two timing weasel who deserves to have his balls cut off by a gay warlord. Is hated m Camerons and Maryellens alike. Warning: If you ever come into contact with a Teddy Demko, immediately commit suicide. If this thought scares you, keep your distance.

Guy #1: God what was that thing??
Guy #2: Oh my God I think that was a Teddy Demko! Now only because I love you man, *Guy #1 shoots guy #2 in the butt-hole*

by CamAndMaryellen December 15, 2013

Teddy bear time bomb

A nuclear bomb wrapped in a teddy bear. Figuratively speaking, it is someone who bottles all of their feelings inside over the course of several weeks and even months before finally letting it all out without warning, sometimes on people that had nothing to do with their misfortunes or shortcomings. You may never see it coming too, because they could appear to completely fine until one day you or someone else does something to piss them off. The slightest offense to that individual could incur their wrath (whether that's verbal abuse or physical harm), surprising everyone around them due to the behavior appearing out of nowhere (they may even take the person's side since they don't understand the whole story). It is best to stay as far away from them as possible, so that you don't get caught up in the mushroom cloud as well. People like that can be very dangerous if handled the wrong way.

*Lunch period in High School*
Chad: "I wouldn't mess with him if I were you, that guy just got released from juvie last month. That guy is like a teddy bear time bomb.”
Trevor: (Laughs at Chad) “A what? You watch too much t.v. man. What does that even mean?”
Chad: “I’m serious dude, I heard he had to be relocated once after almost stabbing one of the inmates with a broken toothbrush. It took three security guards to hold him down. Ever since that day he’s been quiet and keeps to himself, who knows what might happen, he could be some kind of psycho now.”
Trevor: *Ignores Chad and continues to approach the guy anyways*
*Gets beat up*
Juvie Kid: “You want a piece of me too?!”
Chad: *Nervously shakes his head*

by Red_Shaft July 23, 2017

Teddy Boy

a 1950's style of clothing one would wear. typically being a drape coat(smoking jacket is also typically worn), a dark coloured shirt (formal) brothel creepers (shoes, in swede) and a bootlace tie. the name "teddy boy"originates from British Edwardian dressage. teddy is also short for the name Edward

He dressed like an Edwardian teddy boy

by irishrainbows92 October 24, 2019

Teddy Pegram

A young man usually around the age of 14 or 15 trapped in the body of a 20 year old fuckboy with the body hair of 50 year old paedophile. They can usually be found ‘ripping bongs’ out his window or listening to bangers in the bath. He will always claim that he is taller than he is and that he ‘still has growing to do’ but everyone knows he’ll be on a step to kiss his wife at the alter one day. You will struggle to find a time where he’s not high or drunk and will happily flash his bollocks in a heartbeat. Traits of a Teddy Pegram include Permanent red eyes, A sexy dad bod, Phenomenal chat with girls and A vast range of hairstyles. Also extreme hornyness resulting in him sending you random pictures of his cum.

Jeez Sharon, that kids a real Teddy Pegram

by Jake from mexico April 7, 2020

teddy bear

Teddy bear you were my teddy bear everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me

Melanie Martinez : imma wrote a song about a teddy bear so what

by little.kid.lover June 16, 2020

tiny teddy addiction

An extreme addiction to tiny Teddy's. Rehab is usually required as it is quite severe. This addiction means that people can hear and smell a packet being opened for miles away and will come running to eat the tiny Teddy's. People with this addiction will stop at nothing to eat tiny Teddy's

*opens packet* oh crap here come all the people with tiny teddy addiction

by TLCgenius April 10, 2014

woody teddybear

Something really embarrassing mom says after the orientation day at college. It just sounds really wrong! Used in a sentance,

You can bring your Woody Teddybear as a comfort for your dorm room

by Dadtellsall June 30, 2017