tebowed your mom

The act of getting down on one knee and "tebowing" a woman's vagina

I tebowed your mom so hard last night her vagina is dilated about 2 inches

by anynomous E=mc2 September 16, 2013

Tebow Dat Hoe

To fuck a girl so hard she says Tim Tebow's name 15 times in a row. 15 refering to the number of Tebow's jersey

Dude: Im about to Tebow dat hoe
Dude: wanna get tebowed hoe?
Girl: Yep
later on that night.........
Girl: Tebow (15x)

by mike and dom January 18, 2009

Teddy Tebow

The sensual act of pleasing one's partner through sing song.

I totally Teddy Tebowed that chick last night

by Ron Steingrabber June 24, 2011

Tebowed

When raping a homeless girl standing up, upon the moment of ejaculation, drive your elbow into her lower back, forcing you into a "Tebow" position as she falls to her knees.

I just Tebowed your mom behind that dumpster. You're welcome son.

OMG Becky, I was just Tebowed behind the Barnes and Nobel... and I can't find my teeth!

by DJ Tebow9000 August 21, 2013

A Tebow

When you are slumping with the ladies and need something to blame it on...you're pulling a Tebow slumping

Dude for the last 6 months I have been pulling a Tebow

by bellevues.finest November 4, 2009

The Tebow Effect

When a popular pro sports player plays on a small town team, causing said town to overly obsesse over said player to creepy levels

Wow Binghamton is sure feeling The Tebow Effect

by Dasametho June 4, 2018

The Tebow Bomb

Preforming a Tebow bomb is done by dropping a shot of everclear into a glass of holy water. A proper Tebow bomb is done by dropping to one knee and transitioning from drinking the bomb to the classic Tebow pose.

Buy those Catholic girls The Tebow Bomb and then maybe they can do the Tebow pose, on your dick.

by The God of the Sea January 11, 2012