by teaganslinkerhater November 24, 2021
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by Nerdyypanda November 12, 2023
Get the Teagan mug.Teagan is a sweetheart. The nicest person you will ever meet. At first they seem intimidating, they seem like they don't want you to talk to them. But once you get to know them they are the funniest most caring person you'll ever meet. They have the prettiest blue eyes. You could stare into their eyes forever, you could get lost in them. The prettiest purple hair. The shade of purple matches perfectly with their skin. Everything about them is perfect. They can barely try and still be the most beautiful person in the room. They are also the funniest person you'll ever meet. With them you will laugh so hard and enjoy your time with them more then anyone else. Teagan is the bestest friend you could possibly make. They make your life better and overall are the best. ( besides water )
by pinksolarstar January 9, 2022
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by Unisexual December 12, 2024
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by ThymeIsUrDaddy May 5, 2022
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