A maple syrup goblin who is mentally special. Will attack when syrup supply is threatened. He is an indentured servant to the government
by Nerdyypanda November 12, 2023
Get the Teaganmug. A short and wild Oompa Loompa. Is attracted to men with girl names. Teagan’s often can be found under bridges in Central and South America.
by ThymeIsUrDaddy May 5, 2022
Get the Teaganmug. by teaganslinkerhater November 24, 2021
Get the Teagan Slinkermug. Teagan is a sweetheart. The nicest person you will ever meet. At first they seem intimidating, they seem like they don't want you to talk to them. But once you get to know them they are the funniest most caring person you'll ever meet. They have the prettiest blue eyes. You could stare into their eyes forever, you could get lost in them. The prettiest purple hair. The shade of purple matches perfectly with their skin. Everything about them is perfect. They can barely try and still be the most beautiful person in the room. They are also the funniest person you'll ever meet. With them you will laugh so hard and enjoy your time with them more then anyone else. Teagan is the bestest friend you could possibly make. They make your life better and overall are the best. ( besides water )
by pinksolarstar January 9, 2022
Get the Teaganmug. A girl who is pretty fake. She'll be your friend for a few years, then drop you for her new boyfriend, and not to mention the guy she dumped before and told him that school was stressing her out, then proceeded to date a new guy in less than a week.. Kinda an L girl tbh. Every Teagan is pretty dumb. An UwU girl, and is a major weeb..
Guy 1: "OMG, Teagan broke up with you and dated name less then a week later?! Wtf man"
Guy 2: "Ya, and name didn't bat an eye"
Girl 1: "Teagan lost all her friends to be with him. What a loser.."
Girl 2: "Ikr! What a clingy whore."
Guy 2: "Ya, and name didn't bat an eye"
Girl 1: "Teagan lost all her friends to be with him. What a loser.."
Girl 2: "Ikr! What a clingy whore."
by vrrbatim May 15, 2023
Get the Teaganmug. An attractive nerd who loves wolves and who's into furries. Usually Teagans are funny, some may have pretty hazel eyes or maybe brown. They could have brunette or black hair, not to mention hot and sexy af. Interesting guy to wanna be friends with. They can be playful and a little sassy too.
by Furry unicorn April 28, 2022
Get the Teaganmug. A white supremacist skinhead who loves saying racial slurs. He loves saying "faggot" and "tranny" as well. A standard thing for a Teagan to do is to see how long it takes to get banned from Discord servers by spamming "retard". Teagans are always male, as they always are incels who complain about being rejected by lesbians twenty times.
by Nova Erika Vera March 18, 2025
Get the Teaganmug.