Like Slug Bug, but with Tesla and a cool karate chop action. If you chop someone and it is not a Tesla, that is a premate chopulation and the defending party receives two chop backs to be used immediately.
by Incomplete Biped November 26, 2021
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by MilkyStar December 2, 2021
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by Smiley socks June 5, 2020
Get the Tesla mug.soulless, depressed, dull, bland, lame, uninspiring and unremarkably dumb vehicles made by elon musk.
Man 1: look its a tesla
Man 2: wow i heard they're soulless, depressed, dull, bland, lame, uninspiring and unremarkably dumb vehicles made by elon musk
Man 2: wow i heard they're soulless, depressed, dull, bland, lame, uninspiring and unremarkably dumb vehicles made by elon musk
by saibo July 30, 2022
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Everything will be electric, with energy generated by solar, and Teslabots will press and fold your underwear on the free citizens' anarchical republic of Mars while you drop kids off at the pool while simultaneously tweeting and watching tunnels being dug via your Neuralink chip.
Everything will be electric, with energy generated by solar, and Teslabots will press and fold your underwear on the free citizens' anarchical republic of Mars while you drop kids off at the pool while simultaneously tweeting and watching tunnels being dug via your Neuralink chip.
In 500 years: "Archeologists have been unable to determine why Tesla Maximalists ritualistically stuffed canines into trunks as a form of worship."
by NotEarl April 22, 2022
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"But it can't be metered; that means nobody can make money."
"But It's beyond ACDC! Why won't anyone .."
Dude, he went insane, fell into the Tesla Trap.
"But it can't be metered; that means nobody can make money."
"But It's beyond ACDC! Why won't anyone .."
Dude, he went insane, fell into the Tesla Trap.
by Wbienek October 8, 2022
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<JV> There is literally paint chipping off the car doors, you are suffering from Tesla Hypnosis.
<JV> There is literally paint chipping off the car doors, you are suffering from Tesla Hypnosis.
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