by Madam kamay July 5, 2025
Get the 2 Ton Tammymug. 1. Everthing that can go wrong, will go wrong
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
by blackwaltz89 May 26, 2023
Get the Tammie's Lawmug. Queen tammy is a bad ass mother fucker and will always be there to protect what is hers. She takes in strays and feeds the homeless (her daughters bestf). She is the best person to ask for advice and party with. She is the type of person to post your bail and be there for u at all times. She is a bad bitch, don’t cross her unless u want to get smacked!!
by Girlqueenpuzzyboss September 21, 2022
Get the queen tammymug. Banging ass milf that angers any woman within eyes sight of thier untrustworthy partner/man and is most defanitly a decendent of a highly intelligent aincient hybrid crossbreed of smoked out extraterrestrial royalty and a broken condom full of super junked out well mannerd best dressed hobo's smelly ass drippin dick snot.
I'm so confused, my dick is over powering my brain because my wife and I came to a huge party to enjoy together, but Tammy Rae gave me the I need to play hide and go seek out the motel 6 in south kelso room 203 cuz I'm committing adultery and most defanitly gonna have supER amazing sex that will render me into a drug induced super epic 2 year devorce cuz I hada hella indigeonous stank dick only possible by getting down and strait freaky with a horNY milf obviously with the name Tammy Rae.
by Bum niguh March 6, 2018
Get the Tammy raemug. A small-minded, loud-mouthed ignoramus who spews prejudiced garbage and pretends its wisdom. Picture someone so stubbornly clueless they’ll lecture you on topics they barely understand, doubling down with zero self-awareness when called out. They’re not just biased they’re aggressively wrong, clinging to their half-baked opinions like a life raft in a sea of logic. Major issues doesn’t even cover it; they’re a walking train-wreck of arrogance and denial.
She’s such a Tammy, she is a bigot ranting about stuff she’s never studied, then getting mad when facts prove her wrong.
by Terrys pony’s June 29, 2025
Get the A Tammymug. A Tammy the slag is a individual who likes to go with the nugga nugga tribe boys who can drink a lot
by Nigelnuganuga123 November 23, 2021
Get the Tammy the slagmug. Not a Karen, but a woman so trusting and bad with technology that she is a constant security risk. The bane of IT professionals everywhere
Fuckin Tammy needs all her passwords changed again. She clicked on two different phishing links before lunch.
by Basement Dweller 87 August 31, 2025
Get the Fuckin Tammymug.