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Swimmer's Ear

When you leave a mass of water and still have the feeling of water still trapped inside of your ear
Surfer dude 1 -"Hey dude you wanna grab some food in 20"

Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"

Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."
by the R3AL DEF July 23, 2016
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Swimmer

A person that is extremely hot and sexy. The boys get ripped and the girls have hot body's. Swimmers are the most sexually active out of everyone that plays sports. Swimmers are disciplined, determined, driven, and did I mention..EXTREMELY HOT.
Girl: I'm so glad I'm a swimmer :))))
by ayeimataurus:) May 13, 2020
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Sticky Swimmers Ear

When a Man is getting a blow job and right before he reaches climax he turns the womans head and Ejaculates in her ear.
" She was slobbin my knob and I totally gave her the Sticky Swimmers ear last night, that bitch still can't hear out of her right ear!" said max
by G-spunktastic January 13, 2010
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Swimmer’s Ear

When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.
I pulled out and came in her ear. Straight up gave her swimmer’s ear.
by M.Mo August 13, 2021
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the swimmer

When you rape a girl behind a dumpster and get off.
Dude I pulled off the swimmer last night!

...im calling the police
by TylerMemer99 December 13, 2017
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Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.
"That Mick guy who showed up last night was a drunken mess, a real floor swimmer"
by FrigOff May 20, 2014
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Swimmer’s Ear

The most painful outside ear infection that makes your jaw hurt and put drops in your ear
Swimmer: I got Swimmer’s Ear
Friend: is that good?

Swimmer: No it hurts WAY too bad!
by -The Girls September 26, 2021
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