by Ditch Pig February 10, 2010
A fat, red headed, freckled face, glasses wearing, fat cankled, flip flop wearing, upsidedown smile having, buck toothed, overbitten, frizzy haired, pork roast eat'in, librarian look'in, drunken potato mash'in, embarrassment of a female lump of SHIT.
by DISCUSTED and REPULSED January 09, 2009
by B$LL May 03, 2012
by m.d.frm.ott December 26, 2009
Usually an oversize, full grown, facial haired woman who enjoys lots of makeup, bbq meats, big trucks, low lit dive bars, any natural musk, wranglers that are 4 sizes too small, and cuddlin. Usually possess a fupa and/or huge vagina.
"Dave was warned by his buddies not to go after her due to the fact that she looked like Buffalo Bill and had a 19 yr old kid, but the thought of that worn out Swamp Donkey bucking on top of him was too much for him to resist"
"Burr was enthralled with the fact that 4 college girls moved in next door...He was even more excited when he was able to give the Swamp Donkey of the bunch a rear admiral"
"Burr was enthralled with the fact that 4 college girls moved in next door...He was even more excited when he was able to give the Swamp Donkey of the bunch a rear admiral"
by tfulf August 13, 2008