A fat, red headed, freckled face, glasses wearing, fat cankled, flip flop wearing, upsidedown smile having, buck toothed, overbitten, frizzy haired, pork roast eat'in, librarian look'in, drunken potato mash'in, embarrassment of a female lump of SHIT.
by DISCUSTED and REPULSED January 9, 2009

by B$LL October 11, 2012

by m.d.frm.ott December 25, 2009

Humpbacked swamp donkey is an excruciatingly ugly person. Normally associated with the the female gender and an extreme example of swamp donkey ie there are many men who will tackle a swamp donkey especially after a few bowls of loud mouth soup but only a rare breed will take on a humpbacked variety
"Jesus I was so steaming I pissed myself last night", "you must be so embarrased", "not as much as the time when you caught me shagging that humpbacked swamp donkey"
by Harry Campbell January 27, 2008

a teenage girl who has sex with anything that has legs and a heart-beat. some may find her attractive. but when they see all the symptoms of her nasty STIs she's got down there they run... FAST - watch out buddddd!
by :)missy!!!<3 February 16, 2009
