A man or woman who claims to only be attracted to someone who’s biologicaly the opposite sex, but is really a homosexual with a major bondage kink
Hey bro I heard you were straight right?
Nah bro I’m super straight ;)
Ooooh okay I’ll get the rope ;)
Nah bro I’m super straight ;)
Ooooh okay I’ll get the rope ;)
by Super Straight-phobic March 7, 2021

Ryan:so I heard your super straight..do you wanna take this too the bathroom
Alex:you mean a-anal
Ryan: of course
Alex:it’s my first Time
Ryan:don’t worry I’ll make you feel comfortable drop them pants and bend over the sink
Alex:you mean a-anal
Ryan: of course
Alex:it’s my first Time
Ryan:don’t worry I’ll make you feel comfortable drop them pants and bend over the sink
by Baddieshiii March 18, 2021

by The weirdest guy in the cult April 11, 2021

Dumbasses who want to be oppressed so badly they can’t call themselves straight and made their flag p0rn hub colors.
Person 1: Are you straight?
Person 2: No, I’m “super straight”
Person 1: wtf was the point of this except bringing people down and making an embarrassment of yourself?
Person 2: No, I’m “super straight”
Person 1: wtf was the point of this except bringing people down and making an embarrassment of yourself?
by Peen.is March 7, 2021

A term used transphobic people to try to cover up there transphobia. They are also most commonly virgins who are secretly homosexual.
Person 1 :I am super straight so I will not date a trans woman
Person 2 :No you are transphobic
Person 1 :*screams homophobic slurs*
Person 2 :No you are transphobic
Person 1 :*screams homophobic slurs*
by Qazwsc March 7, 2021

by Alex5gum March 8, 2021

by Dontask105136 March 7, 2021
