Peruvian Sunglasses

Following 2 or more rounds of intercourse, 2 used condoms are rolled back into themselves and an individual places them upon their eyes, as if were wearing a monocle.

Dude, we went all night, and after I told her to put her Peruvian sunglasses on.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Peruvian Sunglasses

Following 2 or more rounds of intercourse, two of the condoms are rolled back, as if just taken out of the package. Then, an individual places them on their eyes, as if wearing a monocle.

Dude, we went all night long. After, I told her to put her Peruvian Sunglasses on.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Sunglasses

1. You either have no bitches

2. Or your crush rejected you
Dude step up your game

Hey look Nick is wearing sunglasses what a failure.

by dinos716288 May 23, 2022

David Caruso sunglasses

The way David Caruso always takes off his sunglasses.

Dustin Hoffman must have taught David Caruso the David Caruso sunglasses.

by Solid Mantis February 24, 2021

Sunglasses

Something that a lot of people brought because people made the sun to sell more glasses

Only if the sun wasn't made, I would have to wear these sunglasses

by Turtlefly11 April 9, 2021

Yellow Sunglasses

The sunglasses you wear when the sun never stops shining on a badass. Buzz Buzz. "What's up ... What's up..."

Is that TP500 in the yellow sunglasses at the bar after closing time?

"Hey anybody see the guy in the yellow sunglasses?"
"Hey is that guy in the yellow sunglasses single?"

by 21peedin August 24, 2025

boob sunglasses

When a man (or woman if she is into this sort of thing) is laying down face up and a woman with large boobs approaches and places both her bare breasts on the eyes of the person laying down, shading them from the "sun". Although similar to "motor boating", this is solely the choice of the female with the boobs to provide "boob sunglasses".

Hey my lady really cares for me, last night she gave me boob sunglasses.
Or....
Dude, I was sleeping and this chick walked over and just gives me the boob sunglasses... what an awesome to wake up!

by Boobsare4fun September 1, 2023