by Ghoster of ghosts August 4, 2020
Get the Fuck Stuckmug. by nvgjcj, May 5, 2018
Get the william stuckmug. Stuck up is a person who believes they are better than everyone else. A stuck up person has high morals and won’t notice you if you look average or boring. They love attention and post selfie’s on every form of social media on a daily basis... they are obsessed with their looks and wears the latest fashion, has nice things & everyone gossips about her because of how annoying she is. You have to pretend to like her or she could ruin your life.. and reputation. Oh don’t tell her she’s wrong because she is always right... even when she is wrong that bitch be having you think you started an apocalypse cause you didn’t respond to her message after 2 mins.
You: you called me a cunt
Stuck up: you treated me like a cunt
You: you overreact and take everything too seriously, why let something small ruin our friendship?
Stuck up: *clears throat*
“it’s called the butterfly effect.. many years ago there was a story about a man.. he discovered time travel and travelled back in time to the dinosaur ages. While he was there he stepped on a butterfly and when he got back to his present time the world had completely changed and everything was different to what he was expecting. Theory being, how something so small like “stepping on a butterfly” could affect everything in such a big way. Every little thing we do makes a difference. So because you treated me like a dog, you probably just got Australia blown up.”
You: you’re fucked.
Stuck up: actually, I haven’t had sex in 3 weeks.
*you give up*
Stuck up: you treated me like a cunt
You: you overreact and take everything too seriously, why let something small ruin our friendship?
Stuck up: *clears throat*
“it’s called the butterfly effect.. many years ago there was a story about a man.. he discovered time travel and travelled back in time to the dinosaur ages. While he was there he stepped on a butterfly and when he got back to his present time the world had completely changed and everything was different to what he was expecting. Theory being, how something so small like “stepping on a butterfly” could affect everything in such a big way. Every little thing we do makes a difference. So because you treated me like a dog, you probably just got Australia blown up.”
You: you’re fucked.
Stuck up: actually, I haven’t had sex in 3 weeks.
*you give up*
by Stuckupidgaf April 21, 2021
Get the Stuck upmug. A sexual act where when receiving head, the recipient covers their penis with superglue so that after they nut, the giver is stuck to them
Dude you won’t believe it, I suck and stucked my girlfriend last night and completely forgot where the solvent was, she was on my dick for like 2 hours bro
by SexGuru89 April 6, 2023
Get the Suck and stuckedmug. Karen; Who’s boat is this?
Jade: Oh you mean Mud Flaps. She’s ours. You’re a part owner. We bought it off Marketplace last night.
Karen: Oh fuck. You all got stuck in the mud last night!!
Jade: Oh you mean Mud Flaps. She’s ours. You’re a part owner. We bought it off Marketplace last night.
Karen: Oh fuck. You all got stuck in the mud last night!!
by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022
Get the Stuck in the mudmug. a feeling, or a way to describe a relationship that is going no where, but the people involved are too much "in love" to break up.
"Bob and Hillary have been dating for 5 years, but they'll never get married. They are so in stuck love!"
"Instead of breaking his heart, she decided to stay in their stuck love relationship."
"Instead of breaking his heart, she decided to stay in their stuck love relationship."
by clarie<3aaron March 11, 2010
Get the stuck lovemug. by the dafiner October 26, 2015
Get the stuck in the trunkmug.