Short straw

A particularly inept student-teacher or teaching assistant; a reference to "drawing the short straw."

Wow, Toby is definitely a short straw. I can't wait until he leaves!

by Golf Delta Delta March 16, 2009

Metal straw

Usually for drinking but also used as a sketchy dab rig or nectar collectar by heating up one end and pressing it onto dabs vaporizing it while sucking on the other end to inhale the smoke and getting high.

Let's go smoke some dabs, don't judge me I only have a metal straw.

by Stonerjew December 23, 2019

Straw-chug

When a person intends to drink the rest of your fountain drink through your straw

Son 1: Hey Mama, Big Brother won't stop hogging my drink!

Mother: Son, what did I tell you!? Don't straw-chug your Brother!

by <3ness December 5, 2010

Cocoa straw

hoover coke out of someone's asshole

He did a cocoa straw on that hooker last night.

by BXX January 10, 2014

sip on a straw

To give a blowjob. As straws are phallic and liquid comes out of them.

Hooker: "Hey man, want me to sip on you straw? 5 bucks."

or

Man: "I know this chick, she can sip on a straw like no other. You'll come in minutes."

by Kury February 8, 2008

suck on a straw

To be uesd when a person is annoying you, arguing with you, or dare to talk to you when you don't feel much like cussing anyone out.

John: You love Nick, don't you?
Me: Pfft, no.
John: Yeah, you do.
Me: GRR. Go suck on a straw, John.

Cheating-Ex-Boyfriend: Hey, Jaz. What's -
Me: GO SUCK ON A STRAW!!!

by JaztheCatDemon January 11, 2009

straw mat

A redhead that will have sex on the floor, with no carpet, no bed, no self esteem

Mike took that straw mat home and got laid on his hardwood floor. His room is nasty too.

by Mikey DeM March 13, 2009