Scouser

One who complains endlessly about footballing injustices whilst feigning amnesia about the times it worked out pretty well for them

(See also liVARpool)

Seen all over the internet, a poor scouser crying "I want the game replayed because we didn't get an offside decision - what replay the Champions League final? - that was different"

by NotAManc October 3, 2023

Scousers

People from Liverpool. Often known for their accents and honestly scaring the shit out of everyone else in the UK or having the most chavy women.A secondary location to find them is in north wales in caravan sites

P1:Look at that man over their..he’s a proper Scouser
P2:the accent gives it away
P1:I mean we are in wales..these Scousers are everywhere

by Literallynotalegand August 13, 2023

Scouser

Steven gerrard

friend: Hey bro you a scouser?

you: yeh ehmmmm im a steven gerrard la.

by hipookie March 3, 2024

Stouse

Second top house

No touse is phi sig, we’re stouse though

by Stouse February 3, 2026

adopted scouser

a person who’s a wool but is liked by a scouser(s) so they’re now an adopted scouser

“have you heard about my new adopted scouser john, he’s sound lad”

by scousenotenglish October 6, 2022