sparkling

Word used to used to express: amazement at a lack of logical thinking. Also used to express frustration (particularly when a process that should be easy is made difficult). Often used by the expat community in Korea based on a commercial which ended with “Korea Sparkling” and made no sense in English.

Person A: I went to the bank and it took an hour and half to transfer money.
Person B: That’s sparkling.

by Sojudictionary February 18, 2009

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

Sparkling Melody

A bitch on Beyondtheenergy's side that always stalks ex-friends social media and tries to use old messages from 2016 as blackmail.
Always tries to guilt trip people with "u can leave me" "im sorry" yet always becomes a bitch the second you do leave his toxic ass.

"Sparkling Melody tried to guilt trip us again, he needs to stop."

by winxmemix May 19, 2019

Red Orchestra: Heroes Of Stalingrad

The sequel to Red Orchestra Ostfront 41-45. It's a tactical WWII fps that focuses heavy on realism. Utilizing the Unreal 3 engine. This time around the game will focus on the epic and bloody battle of Stalingrad. It features a single player campaign from both German and Soviet perspective. The first fps that will allow you to play a single player mode as a German soldier. Expect many additional coop and multiplayer modes. The game is do out sometime in 2010.

Red Orchestra: Heroes of Stalingrad is going to be the best WWII fps ever created.

by Agenda_Suicide October 2, 2009

sparkling personality

An extremely tight vagina

He could hardly contain himself, thanks to her sparkling personality.

by Yermomsbox October 22, 2018

Snarting

When you sneeze and fart at the same time.

I was going to get a slurpee, but started snarting.

by Not-Funny Hunny August 7, 2011

Happy starting

Hand job before starting massage. Opposite of happy ending.

Not only did Manuel receive a happy ending at the Golden Palm Massage Parlor but a happy starting as well!

by jlshater October 4, 2011