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Goon stance

The stance every background goon stands in. Stand feet slightly apart with hands folded in front.
You ever notice every background guy in Breaking Bad stands the same way? Yeah man it's the goon stance.
by Flip Janson July 16, 2021
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Fight Stancing

Fight Stancing is a method of warming up the body for working out. It involves shifting back and forth & left and right at the same time while bobbing in your stance, keeping knees slightly bent, performing the same motions with your arms and head. It is a dance all fighters perform to keep their muscles loose & warm to stay ready for their opponents. It also happens to make a great full body warm-up for any workout. The most passionate fight stancing can be found in fighter video games like Mortal Kombat.
1. Workout journal:

Warmup:

Fight stancing - 5min
Jumping jacks - 1 min
High knees - 1 min.

2.

Guy playing Mortal Kombat SNES: "What is scorpion doing spinning his hand in little circles by his ears like that?
Friend: "He's either holding up the head of your mom's ghost, or he's just Fight Stancing."
by Boonshadow January 16, 2019
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Stance

When a car or truck has wheels and tires that stick way out past the body lines.
Bruh, you see the stance on that ride? She thiccc
by The-expert January 3, 2021
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horse stance

A sacred stance used to defend oneself from attackers. Space your legs apart and squat down so that your thigh and lower leg are at a 90 degree angle, while screaming NEEIGGH at the top of your lungs to make your assailent as uncomfortable as possible. May occasionally result in you getting kicked in the fun time spot, but worth the look on your attackers face if they are as confused as I am while writing this definition.
guy one: yo man let’s jump this foo
target: back off! NEEIIIGGGHH!!!
guy two: shit man! He knows the horse stance!!!
guy one: lets beat it!
by biggie cheeze June 4, 2018
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Crotcho stance

Person who comes into an office in short shorts and puts their leg up on the table and starts hip thrusting towards the person at the desk
Did you see the way man in uniform just crotcho stanced me?
by Jimbo2479 October 21, 2019
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Twitter Stance

The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned.
Shh, can't you tell he's in his Twitter Stance? We must wait until the tweet is tweeted.
by BigRed6810 June 10, 2011
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Rob-Stance

Standing with your spine straight & your legs at a 45-degree angle away from each other so they form a 2D pyramid of sorts. The Rob-Stance was designed to achieve higher levels of thought as well as skill learning.

It has also been said that it increases testosterone, life expectancy, meme potential, aerodynamics, thermodynamics as well as it just looks cool.

It also allows the user to properly utilize short tables while being tall and not having a chair.
guy 1: These tables are so damn short, we need bigger ones!
guy 2: Just Rob-Stance.
by Le Boy September 12, 2022
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