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Jonathan Stafford

supreme overlord of the ginger race and executioner of embaracing gingers (carrot top)

nicknames: the one with a soul, dat pif, red, fire, big red, clifford, red dread redemtion, johny blaze/human torch
did ya see shuan white win the olympics again he must really make you gingers feel proud...

ginger: na im more of a jonathan stafford fan... he gives me a reason to live
by sfjvk;dfbv;kfv June 19, 2011
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Stafford Connecticut

A piece of shit hick town in the middle of fucking nowhere that deserves to fucking die.
Guy One: " Hey do you live in Stafford Connecticut."

Guy Two: "Yeah."

Guy One: "Kill yourself."
by I am not Jesus June 12, 2013
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Starostka

Hard working people who bond together as one. they are the fucking shit. everyone wants to be like or have a starostka on there side. They are strong determined and oh so good looking. Some are better then others in one thing, but the others make up for it in another thing. So pretty much they own at life aka. sports, music, intelligence and everything else. Who wouldn't want to be a or marry a Starostka. They're the bomb.
Starostka billionaries. Sex Pot. Cheetah. Hard Core. Party-hard. Sex Gods.
by Starry_Night January 20, 2010
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staffordshire bull terrier

Since the dangerous dogs act staffordshire bull terrriers (also known as staffies or staffs)have replaced the pitbull terrier as the most chavvy dog. (see chav) Even though they look fierce they are pussies just like the chavs themselves.
Chav walking down road with a staffy by his side. You run up to him kick the dog and they will both sprint off at full pace with the chav shouting "MUMMY MUMMY" (he will probably return some minutes later with his friend on a moped in shorts and a burberry hat.
by Mastaman July 4, 2005
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Stavros

The opposite of kojak vis a vis a woman's fun zone. Fully haired up, ala 1970s.
Dude, that chick I was with last night had the Stavros goin on down below... I had so much hair in my teeth, I looked like I had cat whiskers.
by Sid Viscous June 20, 2007
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safro

pronounced saa-fro,

Is the Samoan version of the hairstyle commonly known as the "Afro".

Samoans are Polynesian, which is a mixed race of people, Asian/Black (Indo-Chinese/Papuan) from the Pacific. Many Samoans just have a "frizzy mop top" (long frizzy hair not tightly curled) but depending on how strong the Papuan bloodlines are, a Samoan may have a Safro, which can be likened to the peoples of Melanesia (which includes Fiji, Solomons and Papua New Guinea). However more recently the term has been used to also include the "frizzy mop top", which has become a "trade mark" of the Polynesian peoples, like they're love of food and eating.
Toa: Hey man, nice Afro!!
Toa2: Nah man, this here is my Safro!!
Toa: Oh cool, lets go get some KFC!!
by FoBBSHizzLe July 25, 2008
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Stafford Senior High School

A sick and twisted place where sadists run rampant. If you sit down on one of the toilets, odds are you’ll be picking up 3 different strains of aids. The male population of the school is made up of ugly red necks, cringe rich boys, and kids that pretend like they’re from the ghetto. The females are snobby, fake, and most are complete hypocrites. The topic of conversation amongst peers is usually shit-talking because everyone is so bored with their own lives that the only way they find joy is from tearing others down. The AP’s are corrupt and abusive towards the students. They don’t give enough time between classes for you to even get your books together and then there’s a massive staircase that you have to run up and down the entire day. Most people spend more time exercising between classes than at actually P.E. Because all we do during class are “instant activities.” All the P.E. Teachers are out of shape, they’re rude and entitled and lazy. Most teachers aren’t even informed on the class they’re meant to be teaching. Nearly every female that attends switches to online school by their junior year because of how impossible it is to learn there.
Person 1: What high school did you go to?

Person 2: Stafford Senior High School
Person 1: oh.. I’m sorry to hear that
by pandaganjaweed April 17, 2019
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