Squirrel
Little fury creatures who plan to take over the world, will attack you visously if you possess peanut butter
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Squirrel, n. — a pejorative term used by Scientologists denoting either:
1. (When used by Church of Scientology members) An Independent Scientologist/Freezone Scientologist, Scientology reformist, one who practices Scientology outside the confines and sanction of the authoritarian Church of Scientology
2. (When used by Freezone/Independent Scientologists) Someone who alters the tech (Scientology doctrine) and uses off-beat, harmful, and/or ineffective practices. This was the original definition before David Miscavige changed it. However, due to the lack of resources and authority in the Freezone, as well as 2.0, it's sometimes accurate.
v. 1. (When used by Church of Scientology members) the action of practicing Scientology outside of Church sanction.
2. (When used by Freezoners) the act of editing Scientology beliefs, practices, and tech (the Bridge as it existed when LRH died); going off into off-beat/other practices, embracing harmful/Church-like/irrelevant to the reality of the Freezone policies, going into agreement with ones own misunderstoods of policy/doctrine. Acting like Miscavige. Among adherents of the Freezone, it is debated whether or not the Bridge is something that can be added to as an extension.
Adj. 1 (When used by CoS) Of or relating to Independent Scientologists and/or the Freezone
Adj. 2 (When used by Freezoners) Of or relating to changing the tech, or related to acting like Miscavige
1. (When used by Church of Scientology members) An Independent Scientologist/Freezone Scientologist, Scientology reformist, one who practices Scientology outside the confines and sanction of the authoritarian Church of Scientology
2. (When used by Freezone/Independent Scientologists) Someone who alters the tech (Scientology doctrine) and uses off-beat, harmful, and/or ineffective practices. This was the original definition before David Miscavige changed it. However, due to the lack of resources and authority in the Freezone, as well as 2.0, it's sometimes accurate.
v. 1. (When used by Church of Scientology members) the action of practicing Scientology outside of Church sanction.
2. (When used by Freezoners) the act of editing Scientology beliefs, practices, and tech (the Bridge as it existed when LRH died); going off into off-beat/other practices, embracing harmful/Church-like/irrelevant to the reality of the Freezone policies, going into agreement with ones own misunderstoods of policy/doctrine. Acting like Miscavige. Among adherents of the Freezone, it is debated whether or not the Bridge is something that can be added to as an extension.
Adj. 1 (When used by CoS) Of or relating to Independent Scientologists and/or the Freezone
Adj. 2 (When used by Freezoners) Of or relating to changing the tech, or related to acting like Miscavige
N.1: "Don't go these 'Independent' guys, they're squirrels."
N.2 "David Miscavige is the ultimate Squirrel."
V.1 "When will these Freezone people ever learn not to squirrel?"
V.2 "Golden Age of Tech was when I first started noticing just how much wholesale squirreling was taking place in the Church."
Adj.1 "Why don't you go get your Squirrel meter, Marty!"
Adj.2 "The Introspection Rundown as we know it is squirrel bullshit"
N.2 "David Miscavige is the ultimate Squirrel."
V.1 "When will these Freezone people ever learn not to squirrel?"
V.2 "Golden Age of Tech was when I first started noticing just how much wholesale squirreling was taking place in the Church."
Adj.1 "Why don't you go get your Squirrel meter, Marty!"
Adj.2 "The Introspection Rundown as we know it is squirrel bullshit"
Squirrel by Théta Incognita August 15, 2020
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squirrel
1) A cute fluffy squirrel with a bushy tail...that often likes to make you wreck your car.
2) The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth with such force that it causes her cheeks to puff out, like a squirrel.
2) The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth with such force that it causes her cheeks to puff out, like a squirrel.
1) I was so busy looking at the squirrel climb the tree that I rear ended the other car...
2) Man, I gave my girl a squirrel last night and laughed my ass off.
2) Man, I gave my girl a squirrel last night and laughed my ass off.
squirrel by Ryan Browne January 9, 2009
squirrel
Something that a person calls when they dont want their friends to hit on them.
to call 'dibs' on a person that you are attracted to.
a fine girl or buy.
to call 'dibs' on a person that you are attracted to.
a fine girl or buy.
squirrel by rachelarriaga April 6, 2008
Squirrel
Term used as a noun or verb to describe a person, or the actions of a person, who is totally unreliable.
i.e. a flake
i.e. a flake
Mike, where were you the other night?! You totally squirreled! You were supposed to meet us at the bar!
Squirrel
a person who always shows up when someone has weed but NEVER has any to contribute. This person may also upcharge friends and pinch their bags when their acting as middleman. EVERYBODY knows at least one of these people.
this kid I know Scott is the biggest squirrel. He took a hit bigger than any of us and didn't even throw in.
Hey man, I hope Scott isn't at your house- I was gonna bring some uberdanks over and smoke you out but he alwaya squirrels his way into the rotation.
Hey man, I hope Scott isn't at your house- I was gonna bring some uberdanks over and smoke you out but he alwaya squirrels his way into the rotation.
Squirrel by MastaBlasta420 September 21, 2009
squirrel
Person 1: Oh my God, you broke a wheel off my car!
Person 2:Dude, isn't Megan Fox hot?
Person 1: Yeah she is...
Bystandard: What a squirrel.
Person 2:Dude, isn't Megan Fox hot?
Person 1: Yeah she is...
Bystandard: What a squirrel.
squirrel by HydrocholricAcid November 19, 2010