speltard

Speltard: someone who not only can't spell worth a shit but is also too stupid to look the word up in the dictionary and correct it. Also, a person who consistently misfiles things because they can't get it through their thick head that ABX comes before AXB.

I can't believe they let speltards graduate from university." Or, "Who are the fucking speltards that keep misfiling shit around here?

by J-Bullets November 26, 2010

Sprite

Sprite is substitute for 'tea' when stating facts.
Where tea is hot and served, sprite is refreshing.

Wow~ sprite is really refreshing today

by aoharu January 4, 2018

spilt my milk

When you somehow accidentally squirt out your titty juice.

Brad: *punches sarah In the chest*

Sarah: "Oh my god, I just spilt my milk cause of you"

by spilt_tiddy_juice November 22, 2019

Fupa sprite

cool sexy unique different extraterrestrials

Yo that bitch is SOOOOO FUPA SPRITE

by FUPASPRITE November 16, 2022

Milwaukee Spritzer

Same as Can Royale, but served by the bottle or pitcher.

"I'm gonna take this pitcher of High Life to the bar and have them mix up some Milwaukee Spritzers."

"Don't worry, man. The wine is already in there."

by BrianMangos March 9, 2010

Sperm Spritzer

The act of a male capping his peehole when he is about to ejaculate therefore building up pressure. When he cant hold it in anymore it is sprayed on the females face. Can also be done to a males face for homosexuals, which is dubbed the New York Sperm Spritzer.

Larry was feeling frisky so he capped his cock when he came and sprayed it on Amanda's face giving her the SPERM SPRITZER

by bunghole bandit April 9, 2010

spritecranberry.net

The only website where you can order a Sprite Cranberry free of charge. They pay for the sodas through a shit ton of ad revenue.

John: I'm kinda thirsty
John: *goes to spritecranberry.net*
John: *receives an unopened can of Sprite Cranberry on his porch a day later*

by SpaghettoPounder November 9, 2019