Spontaneous

Just say Yes to going swimming

It was spontaneous but I went swimming!

by Why n0t?!? August 12, 2019

spontaneously combust a nut

busting a surprisingly immediate nut

I spontaneously combusted a nut in front of my crush

He spontaneously combusted a nut after seeing the lover of his dream

spontaneously combust a nut is defined as being serious in a sense

by Yourself34245 December 10, 2022

spontaneous green day disorder

Spontaneous green day disorder (SGDD) is a very common disorder in which one will spontaneously start singing or humming a green day song. This condition can only be treated by converting the affected into a blink-182 or nirvana fan. This condition is found most commonly among people who grew up during the final years of the tv show "Seinfeld".

Person 1: "Do you have the time, to lis-"
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*

by lil biden May 2, 2022

Spontaneous Retard Disorder

Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.

Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.

by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022

Spontaneous combusticide

The act of committing spontaneous combustion.

Friend 1: So how'd he die?
Friend 2: The coward committed spontaneous combusticide.

by kachiggawatt August 23, 2020

spontaneous neanderthalism

The process by which an ofspring from a nice family becomes a jerk.

Joel's mom is so nice, but he's such a bigot. Must be a case of spontaneous neanderthalism.

by JavaJaneOhio August 12, 2010

Spontaneous Combustion

When a male, typically going through adolescence, accidentally busts a nut for no reason.

Adam: Did you see what happened to Rick? We were in math and he accidentally cummed in his pants for no reason.
Dan: Shit bro, spontaneous combustion isn't it

by QueenOfRain April 16, 2019