splotcher

A less voluminous variation of a wet fart where the fart leaves an irregularly shaped spot or stain on underwear or pants.

Although it was a loud fart, I wasn’t sure it was a splotcher until I saw the stain later that night.

by Roger C. July 14, 2006

Splorange

What happens when too much piss builds up in your bladder to the point that the part of your belly (basically where the bladder is) gets bloated.

"Ethan, I can't hold it any longer! I need to empty the tank!"
"I thought I told you to piss before we left the house."
"Well, I didn't have to, then! Also, that was an hour ago!"
"Is it an emergency?"
(pulls up his sweater)
"Does this answer your question? Just look at me! I'm SPLORANGED!"
"If you wet yourself in my car, I'll kill you!"

by Alcoholics Anonymous bydaballs June 13, 2020

Splornge

this is the action of squeezing out the last bit of seminal fluids from the males penis after sex, also the only word in the english language that rhymes w/ orange.

yo, i straight up splornged on her face.

by THE #1 CREW 06 January 27, 2006

splotion

The dilemma one finds oneself when using lotion, and getting way too much in their hands. The person then finds someone else to take some of what they have.

"Aw man, I had a splotion. Could you take some of this off my hands?"

by RobinKate November 29, 2007

Slortcho

Combination of slut, whore, bitch, and ho. Used as an ultimate insult.

1. That bitch is such a slortcho tryin to get with Trey
2. Back off slortcho!

by lemonflyinhiii July 28, 2011

sport pussy

The unfortunate odor of the female sex organ caused by 'sport' or other significant physical exertion. This dreaded condition afflicts all women, at least on occasion, but is easily remedied with a shower.

Colloquial version: "sporty P."

Holy fuck--it smells like sport pussy in here!

I just finished biking a million fucking miles, and now I have the WORST sporty P.

by 511Siren September 19, 2014

Splart

Using semen as an artistic medium

Will you drop acid with me at the Splart exhibit this weekend?

by Catmilk February 26, 2015