splatoon 1 fan

someone who loves getting cum splatted on them, has anger issues, and has no life.
most are mentally reduced, some are just fucking fat and has no taste in games.

look at that Splatoon 1 fan, i bet his mom has to roll him out of bed because hes a fucking weeb and is built like a male cum slut.

by ds40 July 20, 2023

spladookie

Getting shit on in the worst way possible

YOU JUST GOT SPLADOOKIED ON

by IMAGINGER44 September 9, 2023

splagolgworph

vomiting inside of the anus of a significant other's parent

Person 1: "My girlfriend let me splagolgworph in her mom!"
Person 2: "Yo I wish I could do that"

by TheMasked19 October 22, 2023

Splatoon

Call of Duty for adults.

Splatoon is like team fortress 2 exept in the third person and the players are 10% less autistic

by HurriCrane November 9, 2023

Splatoon fanbase

actually mature unlike call of duty fanbase
"Splatoon: intended for younger audience played by older audience

Call of Duty: intended for older audience has younger audience" that was a comment or all I could remember from a comment that was made in 2018/19 in all serious splatoon fans are cool people

ME:im apart of the Splatoon fanbase
KID:fuck you splatoon sucks
ME:PULLS OUT N ZAP 85 AND SHOOTS

by TakoTheMemer November 12, 2023

Splatoon Haters

the most insecure evil uonoringal little bitches
they call splatoon fans simps
fuck them
they re usually 1-7 years old and spam racial slurs every five seconds either that or they are a 21-40 year old Discord Mod with no life that dropped out of Kindergarten

FUCK SPLATOON HATERS

by TakoTheMemer November 14, 2023

Splatoon

Some of these definitions are actually really scary I was just trying to look at my favourite game😍

"If you play Splatoon you are gay, no exceptions"

by Splatoonisgay December 5, 2023