roger spindler

The dope ass band teacher at mauston high school when he’s not yelling at the retards in the percussion section he is chatting with most of the band students And telling dirty jokes or even picking on freshman guys that remotely talk to any girls, spindler is such a chad we all know he should be eating ass for a living, spindler is a god amongst mere mortals

Roger spindler is defined as a old man off his rocker but a cool dude
Spindler: wanna here the best pick up line?
Student: sure
Spindler: are you from jamaica because jamaican me crazy!
Student: cool

by The breh moment 420 October 21, 2019

spinkle glitter on shit

to make things more fancy than they need to be, or if you build something up to be good and it turns out to be rubbish.

'gary, dont spinkle glitter on shit again, this is crap'

by Aledran February 1, 2009

SPINKLE

A small peice of excrement. Bits and peices of feces. M&M sized dung droppings.

Would you let Vida Guerra spinkle in your mouth?

by Campalonious Monk the 3rd November 9, 2004

Spinoley

This process requires at least 6 males and only one female. The female has to sit blind folded on a lower chair with the capability to spin while the other males except for one have to stand around her on a bucket or box blind folded without pants. The one male will be constantly spinning the chair while the rest jerk off while the female has to keep her mouth open. If any of the males cum directly into her mouth, he has to drink the female's cum from a plastic trophy cup.

Hey guys lets ask Samantha if she wants to play Spinoley with us?

by TheProFlow69 July 27, 2017

spinal tap

when fucking a dry scratchy asshole with no lube, wrap one arm around the girl and brace the other arm across her back. Quickly jerk the arms together breaking her spine in two all while breaking the skin so that her spinal fluid leaks down the small of her back into her ass, thus giving you lube to wet up her dry butthole

this girls ass was so dry and i forgot to bring my lube, so i gave her a spinal tap and her spinal fluid worked like magic!

by ?... November 8, 2007

spinal tap

The act of pressing together your love partner's shoulder blades, and then having sex with the new crevice. To titie fuck someones back, essintially.

I don't know why, but for some reason I had to spinal tap that bitches shoulder blades.

by rotchca August 31, 2008

spinal tap

Besides the band, to fuck a woman (or man, if you prefer) so hard their back gets hurt/broken.

I'd spinal tap that ass.

by Adrian March 2, 2008