speedy boi

A real or fictional person who is capable of moving or performing an act at an above average speed, and uses that skill for the purpose of humor.

"Wow, how did he catch us all so easily." "I know right, and he had a smirk the whole time, what a speedy boi."

by TabsTheGreat November 7, 2019

speedy knuckle

A fast knuckle. A knuckle that goes exceptionally fast.

My speedy knuckle goes faster than the rest of my knuckles

by Speedy Knuckler August 29, 2017

Speedy shits

Taking a shit as fast as you can by using the force of a thousand suns. This practice is common for people who have very busy days.

Guy: "Man, I wonder who invented speedy shits."
Another guy: "Yeah, that really saved me when I had to get to class."

by GewahltEin July 11, 2014

Speedy Juice

A slang used by the young folks to refer to Energy drinks, from "Monster" To "Mnt Dew Rise"

"Speedy Juice, Yum Yum😋"

by Weesbian xd October 4, 2021

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromu, Holi, holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Speedy, Michael Jackson's Successor.

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromu, Holi, holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Speedy, Michael Jackson's Successor.

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromu, Holi, holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Speedy, Michael Jackson's Successor.

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

Speedy Julian

One of the fastest track athletes of all time.

Timmy: Dang Carl, did you see him run by?
Carl: yep. That right there is a speedy Julian.

by Packer1287 June 26, 2016

Speedies

Wrap-around, sports style sunglasses popularised in the late 00’s by blokes dealing mad truckie goey and womanising Australian spin bowlers

“Oi cunt grab us a pair of speedies from the Puma when ya go an get ya snag roll and mango ice Gato”

by 3mflatty August 17, 2019