A person who is going out with two couples. They become the pare wheel because there are 4 tyres on a car. It is worse than third wheeling because the two couples have ‘couple things’ to discuss and the spare wheel is just lonely, or as per usual unused.
Couple 1: “hey did you want to come out with us and couple 2?”
Spare wheel: “yeah sure” *inside their head* “dang it now I’m gonna be a spare wheel”
Spare wheel: “yeah sure” *inside their head* “dang it now I’m gonna be a spare wheel”
by honeybabybooboobear December 06, 2023
being afraid to contact people and left them out and don't contact them at all to not confront yourself with apologies or reasons why you don't contact them. Kind of self-protection. One's doing it especially to people you don't see often for example: aunt, uncle, grandparents, long distance friendships, e.g...
"My parents? Oh I am sparing them. Had no time tho",
"I am only sparing - I'm gonna die alone AHAHAH"
"I am only sparing - I'm gonna die alone AHAHAH"
by Zappelli May 05, 2020
The little metal discs they give you back sometimes when you spend Benjamin Franklins. Can also observe poor people dumping them into recycling bins at grocery stores, how dumb is that?! And they complain about money all the time, go buy some more lottery tickets wanker! I’m not even from Ireland that’s how irritated I get thinking about it
Spare Change! No dammit! Gave you like seven dollars last week, do you even realize how much bs I gotta put up with for $8.25?! Get the fixck out of my way sir please thank you, I’m sorry
by Clyde dammot January 28, 2024
The perineum - the bit of flesh between a scrotum and arsehole that can't be seen by it's owner unless a camera phone is employed, or a mirror placed on the floor.
By wiping a clean finger on the spare gound and then sniffing it or placing it under his partner's nose, a man thus enables himself to check the current hygeine status of his genital area.
By wiping a clean finger on the spare gound and then sniffing it or placing it under his partner's nose, a man thus enables himself to check the current hygeine status of his genital area.
Timothy - "Here Brenda, have a sniff at my finger".
Brenda - "(Sniffs) What the fuck Timothy! Your finger smells like shite! What the fuck have you been doing?"
Timothy - "Nowt. I've just ran it up my spare ground to see if I could get away without going for a shower before I get Knighted at Buckingham Palace today".
Brenda - "(Sniffs) What the fuck Timothy! Your finger smells like shite! What the fuck have you been doing?"
Timothy - "Nowt. I've just ran it up my spare ground to see if I could get away without going for a shower before I get Knighted at Buckingham Palace today".
by boyboyce September 04, 2009
by minky gonks January 07, 2022
by Arminkshipper January 01, 2025
A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.
by JOBLO41 August 04, 2017