spaniard

a really good looking type of guy, generally with dark hair and eyes, who speaks spanish and lives in spain

I would go out with a spaniard.

by Ang89 September 20, 2006

spanx

Noun - Power panties used by portly people for the illusion of slimness. Also, exclamation - shorthand for saying "Thanks!"

"I ate too much prime rib at the buffet and can only fit in my Jordache jeans with the help of 'ma Spanx!" Also, "Spanx for the memories..."

by Dawn Bolter February 10, 2005

Spanish Hot Dog

To rub the penis between a woman's breasts until the point of ejaculation

Male: Hi Darl, do you want a Spanish Hot Dog?
Female: You know the buns are too big for the hot dog, love
Male: I don't care, let's give it a run

by Keef70 October 1, 2015

Don't bust your Spanx.

A phrase intended to imply that someone needs to calm down or relax. Spanx are a slimming body sleeve that women wear. Saying this to a woman implies that she is fat and being annoying or overreacting. Saying this to a man implies that he is a woman, fat, and overreacting or being annoying.

Coined by C. Tonsmeire 03/10

"Chris, can we switch over to that cooking show?"
"Jesus, Dave, don't bust your Spanx. I'll change the channel at halftime."

by the 13th Warrior March 23, 2010

walking spanish

Ambulatory locomotion of the recipient of the bum's rush, involuntarily emulating a Flamenco dancer by dint of being simultaneously propelled forward and elevated at the seat of one's pants with one hand, and the scruff of one's neck with another. The expression recalls the supposed "custom of pirates, in the Spanish Main, of forcing prisoners wo walk while holding them by the neck so that their toes barely touched the deck." (Robert L. Chapman)

...and every Thursday night the hotel has a bloody cabaret in the bar, featuring a tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners.
-- Monty Python's Flying Circus

by Michael Zeleny February 11, 2004

Spanish 96

The sexual act of pulling a girls butt cheeks apart and farting inside her asshole

The Guy-"Im gunna do something that will make us closer" (Spanish 96)
The Girl- "GET THE F^%K OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!"

by Chandler96 July 9, 2011

spanxy

A variation of sexy unique to those with especially spankable asses.

Damn, Coco, you were looking pretty spanxy last night in that clingy vintage sweater dress... was pretty tough to keep my hands off.

by yourmummmm September 12, 2009