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Ass-spackle

Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.
Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\
by K-Beezy September 2, 2017
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orange spackle

when you place an orange into ones anus and tense to squeeze out the juice into the other participants mouth
i had some weird drinks last night with Laquisha, my favorite was the orange spackle
by graham norton May 20, 2015
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spackle my weenus dongle

A tight-knit group of people with joint cares, a singleness of mind, and a collective evaluative perspective on life.
God has brought this spackle my weenus dongle together in such a way that we identify and share with one another in Truth, Goodness, and Beauty. We care about eudaimonia (good that is desirable for its own sake, the highest human good, how best to live) for this group of friends collectively, but also for each person in the group individually.
by The Perfect Burrito December 19, 2022
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hit spick spackle

"poop"

*gets mad*

*laughs*

"im gonna hit spick spackle to fuck out of you in a sec bitch"

*gets scared, runs away lickety split*
by XxSlenderChipxX September 27, 2021
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action-spackle

to explosively defocate after a sudden shocking, surprising, or traumatic expirience
When I saw that deer jump in the road I action-spackled all over the car!
by Karlsbad August 29, 2009
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Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackle

When you teach your friend how to spit roast a slapper from town.
My friend and I Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackled this slapper we met on the weekend.
by GhostFox199 October 30, 2020
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Spackle Punch

To have explosive Diarrhea in front of a lot of very smart and prominent people
Damn, he totally spackle punched. Nobody is going to be able to save his reputation now
by The Shit Sprinkler October 22, 2020
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