Snooki Monster

A woman who acts in a very Snooki-like manner. One who exhibits the worst stereotypical traits of people from the Jersey Shore. A female guido/guidette. One whose mannerisms, language and dress would be considered in poor taste by even the most forgiving people.

Snooki is the progenitor of all Snooki Monster kind.

by Ursanbear January 19, 2011

vanilla snooki

Any pale white girl that gets drunk and gets into trouble. Made famous by Ralph Garman on KROQ Kevin and Bean show

Christina Aguilera, the hot mess she has become since her separation, was arrested tuesday morning for being drunk in public. She should now be referred to as vanilla snooki.

by cmolle97 March 04, 2011

snooki feet

a girl with dark feet who has bright ass nail polish on her toes!

Girl:"I shouldnt have picked this color nailpolish."
Friend:"Why not?"
Girl:"Cuz my feet are so dark that this nailpolish looks super bright,so now i have snooki feet!"
Friend:"Uhh dayummm! You aint playin giiirrrl!"

by sdeezymf! August 04, 2010

Snookie Shot

This is the term used when a girl at a social event starts causing shit with a boy. If its a high level of annoyance, he may call for a "snookie shot" and punch the girl in the face.

If Chloe doesn't stop trying to start fights with people or annoying them at bars. Someone is going to Snookie Shot her.

by TheRealOcean December 24, 2010

Holy Snooki

Commonly used as an expression demonstrating unadulterated excitement, and/or infinite amusement, when curbing the use of expletives and blasphemous words while still trying to be funny. Appropriately used at tanning/nail salons, and laundromats; or when holy shit simply isn't good enough.

1. To a person coming out of a tanning salon: "Holy Snooki! You look like an Oompa Loompa!"

2. To a girlfriend: "Holy Snooki, you need a pedi!"

3. Pointing at a hairstyle: "Holy Snooki, look at that poof!"

4. To an acquaintance: "Holy Snooki have you lost weight?"

by psychomango August 25, 2010

snooki punch

When a short pudgy guidette is in yo face and you get mad drunk and just knock that bitch out!

This fuckin guidette was all up in the situation so I snooki punched that bitch out.

by "The Situational Grenadier" December 20, 2009

snooki fat

A woman who's shaped like a fire hydrant.

She used to look good but she let herself go and now she looks snooki fat.

by holden7446 July 31, 2010