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Wig snatched

When someone posts a BOMB selfie and your wig flies all the way to Mars
Crush: posts a selfie that is good enough for the gods

Me: wig snatched and detached
by Pinto fried bean September 7, 2018
mugGet the Wig snatchedmug.

stinky snatch

That girl has some stinky snatch, my fingers smelled for days!
by StinkySnatch August 12, 2006
mugGet the stinky snatchmug.

snatch sniffer

A male who ditches his friends to smell the snatch of a female on a continual basis. Can also be known as a bitch
you are a fucking snatch sniffer, or what is mike up to? oh he is snatch sniffing again.
by Kuges June 28, 2006
mugGet the snatch sniffermug.

snatch bagget

It's what you call your wife out loud instead of calling her a "bitch" or a "cunt"

Used to avoid the aftermath of calling her either a "bitch" or a "cunt"

The sounds of these words provide the same emotional satisfaction for the user without without the fallout vomiting out of that snatch bagget's mouth.

Used towards someone you love although they may not be perfect all the time.
Can you please for the love of god eat a cheese burger. Your constant drinking of kale, cucumber, ginger, apple garlic parsly smoothies are making you act like a total snatch bagget. They also make you fart.
by emobear666 November 2, 2015
mugGet the snatch baggetmug.

snatch gasket

No Hon, I'm not going to the store to buy you snatch gaskets!
by licupssy December 24, 2008
mugGet the snatch gasketmug.

snatch swipe

While fingering a girl you grab her clit like you would a nose. Then while, wiggling your thumb, you make the hand gesture commonly used in the "got your nose game" but instead yell "got your clitoris!"
-Optionla-
Grab her nose with the other hand and pretend to switch her nose and clitoris and ask her how it smells.
Dude was chilling with this girl the other night and I fooled her with a snatch swipe. She said it smelled awful!
by Dickclub March 20, 2016
mugGet the snatch swipemug.

snatch mat

The hair from a woman ass that has grown so long it is visible before you enter her snatch.
When I rolled her over, her snatch mat was out and welcoming me inside.
by jimbojohnson June 22, 2014
mugGet the snatch matmug.

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