smelly goat

basically a huge cocksucker. they also smell like a goats ass. they have no friends and love to annoy people. they are also a huge pile of douche.

john- chris is such a douche. he has no friends.
josh- ya he is such a cocksucking smelly goat.
john- ya that assclown needs to take a shower.

by cdick May 6, 2008

smelly nickel

eating a nickel waiting for it to pass in the stool then removing it from the smelly load and going to the nearest 7-11 and buying a piece of bubble gum with it.

The hindu guy at the 711 refused to accept my smelly nickel.

by niggaaaaaa September 3, 2006

smelly ellie

smelly ellie is a person who talks shit about people only to get other's attention. Body Shaming and insulting other's mental health is fun for her, as it makes herself feel better. She also enjoys not showering/ wearing deodorant to school, therefore smells bad. Which is quite disturbing for others. So in conclusion, Smelly Ellie not only physically smells bad, but is also a stinky person because of her shitty personality.

Guy 1: That bitch told me i was fat so my ed isn't valid
Guy 2: She's such a smelly ellie!!

by noturmom.org January 29, 2023

Smelly Cherries

Coating your balls in pot pourri and procedding to bash them all over your partners face

Johnny: Man...we had a great time, i fucked her hard and then she asked for the smelly cherries.

Matt: true...true

by Ben82 January 12, 2008

smelly taco

A smelly taco is slang for a vagina that smells of cheap taco seasoning and the unfulfilled dreams of unbaptized orphans.

Hey Steve, have you ever smelled Jane`s vagina? In my classification handbook for vagina scents, similar to a handbook for animal tracks, it is most closely related to the smelly taco.

by SteveLikesButts October 9, 2016

smelly deuce

A big smelly shit that one has taken.

Oh man I just dropped the smelly deuce.

by Pete Frinkly May 25, 2008

Smelly Quarterback

When you dip your finger in your partner's balloon knot, enabling you to draw eyeblack under their eyes, a la Joe Montana 1986.

The sun was blinding on a hot August afternoon, as the sweat ran down my brow. I noticed Suzie was having trouble getting a good look at the Hairy Mosquito I was presenting to her, so I proceeded to give her a smelly quarterback.

by S. Lou July 21, 2008