Smeg

A smeg can be used as combining words that is smexy and egg so basicaly a smexy egg

"Omg Tyro I ate such a smeg today"!

by Lolslater May 22, 2018

smeg tip

The japs eye, the bit of the penis piss and jizz comes out.

Was wanking real hard looking at the smeg tip, it winked and next thing I jizzed in my eye.

by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020

Smeg

A dirty, homeless looking creepy guy who had a disturbing attraction to a girl.

Guy: did you see him in the yard last night
Girl: who?
Guy: that guy who's been staring at you, he's a right smeg

by John Rook December 10, 2018

Smeg

My sister lucy

You see my sister, she’s a smeg

by annonymoue June 1, 2022

Smeg

Dick cheese

Ew You smell like smeg you nasty sket

by Ptero-fucking-dactyl January 24, 2020

Smeg

Derived from the word smegma, as although provides 1 purpose is a completely useless and otherwise smelly often disgusting thing that needs cleansing.

A social media mummy who has no life apart from that of her child, owing to the fact she was previously a slut, slag, boring bitch, thot or combinations of.

No job prospects
No friends

Mate, have you seen this smeg posted 40 photos of kid today and its only 11.54am

by Kronotex September 10, 2019

smeg

The liquid part of cum like when you forget to shake the ketchup bottle and you get that liquidy water part of the ketchup. The smeg is the liquidy substance.

"Ah stahppp your smeg is all over my face!"
Also #smeg

by cum destroyer May 2, 2014