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The Greg Smeg Clegg Band

The Greg Smeg Clegg Band. Their most popular song should be Cleggus Walrus. It is the most amazing song In the world.
I really like The Greg Smeg Clegg Band!!
by GregSmegCleggNo.1Fan November 29, 2024
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Smeg Spreader

A girl or guy who enjoys going down on uncircumcised men with built up smeggma and spreading it around on the head of the penis like whip topping on a ice cream cone.
Man 1: Hey bro you see that fine ass chick over there??
Man 2: Yeah man , u may wanna stay away from that!!
Man 1: Why homie she’s banging!!

Man 2: Maybe , but she is a smeg spreader!!!
Man 1: No way ! She likes the smegma?
Man 2: Yep and loves to spread it !!!!
by Stick1 June 21, 2021
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Skegness Smeg Nest

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.
Jane was looking hungry, so the guys gave her a Skegness Smeg Nest.
by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025
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Smeg

Derived from the word smegma, as although provides 1 purpose is a completely useless and otherwise smelly often disgusting thing that needs cleansing.

A social media mummy who has no life apart from that of her child, owing to the fact she was previously a slut, slag, boring bitch, thot or combinations of.

No job prospects
No friends
Mate, have you seen this smeg posted 40 photos of kid today and its only 11.54am
by Kronotex September 10, 2019
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smeg

The liquid part of cum like when you forget to shake the ketchup bottle and you get that liquidy water part of the ketchup. The smeg is the liquidy substance.
"Ah stahppp your smeg is all over my face!"
Also #smeg
by cum destroyer May 2, 2014
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Smeg

Ew You smell like smeg you nasty sket
by Ptero-fucking-dactyl January 24, 2020
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Smegged

getting absolutely humiliated in the most horrific way possible
Joe bolton: frenuslunt bogwoltskin got smegged the other day
by AlJazeera February 28, 2024
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