slurpee burn

The stinging sensation caused in the esophagus and back of the throat by pounding a tantalyzing Slurpee like Charlie Sheen ravages a coke blasted prostitute.

I gots me the Slurpee burn from throwing that slurpee down my throat like Elton John does a meat popsicle.

by Scrotum Child September 20, 2011

Turkey Slurpee

When you give a Turkish guy a blow job.

After work, my mom likes to relieve herself by gulping down a Turkey Slurpee.

by othisissalty March 4, 2011

slurpee tumor

The sharp pain that can occur when one consumes a frozen beverage (milkshake, slurpee, piña colada) too quickly. The pain is a result of the nerves sending signals to the blood vessels that supply the brain, altering the blood flow. Synonym of brainfreeze.

Chloe took a big sip of her milkshake, and immediately put her hand to her head, "Ouch! Ouch! Slurpee tumor!"

by Aunt Tasty November 13, 2007

royal slurpee

A synonym for anal slurpee, but with a slight amount of orange juice being added towards the end.

Jonny needs to stop giving away a royal slurpee to every guy he knows.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Hershey Slurpee

a term used when you put Hershey's chocolate syrup on an erect penis and then have someone give you head slurping the chocolate syrup up.

"Hey, do you want a Hershey Slurpee?" - Boy
"Yeah, I love chocolate syrup when giving head! Makes it exciting for me!" - Girl or Boy

by ak907lmhc December 23, 2010

trucker slurpee

Named so because these are things truckers usually have plenty of. Any kind of cup (preferably a slurpee cup) filled with diahrrea and as much seamen can be produced or gathered (if with a group) mixed together a drank with a straw

Marc and Ryan enjoyed a trucker slurpee together after losing a bet to Matt over who was the gayest, they were both gay.

by Jankness July 27, 2008

slurpee nigger

A person of Indian descent, that is, a "dots not feathers" Indian.

"So this Indian guy --" "Slurpee nigger or maize nigger?"

by Doofus Mahoofus April 27, 2009