slob

Someone who tells Washington that they want laws and other things just to benefit themselves. The following are required to be defined as slobs.

- A Progressive or Right Winger that is a....
2. Hollywood star or Pro Athlete or a key figure for Big Oil, Big Pharma.

3. High-income, tax dodging by purposely donating mass amounts to charity rather than giving by heart.

Combine all four into a lobbying festival and you got yourselves a slob!

The slobs can also be nepotistic.....

5. A labor union that serves the rich and not the middle class.

6. A media conglomerate that does not invest in youthful talent

ExxonMobil posted a 80 billion dollar profit, they paid zip taxes this quarter. What slobs.

by citylifeloving January 10, 2012

E-Slob

A person who never cleans up their emails and has a messy desktop full of links, files, and folders that they will never use again.

I borrowed Jim's computer to check my emails but I couldn't find the shortcut to Outlook because he has like 300 links on his desktop. What an e-slob!

by z28owner2 January 25, 2011

Mad Slob

The biggest slob of all slobs. A girl who will have sex with many, many partners, often receiving a facial at the end. Sometimes she might let your whole frat gangbang her like the little slut that she is.

me-Yo, my boy just broke up with his girl and now shes already banged 3 guys this week.

Ry- She's a mad slob yo.

by big sandk March 31, 2009

musical slob

somebody with legitimate musical experience, however is totally unskilled.

-"I couldn't tell the difference between two notes if life depended upon it."
-"How long have you been playing violin?"
-"10 years."
-"you're such a musical slob."

by Miseru Oesamu August 17, 2008

Slob Dunk

A filthy girl who is very slutty and will let a guy do absolutely anything to her. Keep word, "Anything". It sucks she's so good at sex but only because everyone in the town as ran through her like a track race. Probably has aids.

Hey do you see that girl over there, I kinda wanna fuck her?

Yeah bro your chances are very high considering she's a real slob dunk.

by Leprechaun 2020... March 11, 2020

Dookie Slob

The act of taking ur own feces and molding it around your own penis as a cast. After waiting for it to dry around your penis, you receive oral sex and the giver sucks the poop off ur cock

Brian: Yo you heard grace gives good Dookie Slob
Sam: yeah I’m tryna find out

by No Thots please November 6, 2020

Train slob

It's when a lot of bitches line up to slob on your johnson.

Dave: "Holy shit did you hear about James and the train slob?"
Mike: "Yes, I heard he had jasmine in that bitch."

by Scarrty March 5, 2018