Slip and Slide

A concept created by the legendary MattyH0506. This is a process involving a traffic cone, a lot of sunflower oil (has to be sunflower oil), and finally, a woman.

Guy 1: "Why are you stealing a traffic cone?"
Guy 2: "Me and Jessica are doing a Slip and Slide "
Guy 1 "Good luck! Hope you have lots of sunflower oil"

by KillHeiran June 20, 2022

Harlem Slip&Slide

When you are sucking on someone's petruded ass hole and they take a shit into your mouth.

Sorry babe, i didn't mean to give you the Harlem Slip&Slide, it just came out.

by albino tim October 17, 2023

Slip-n-slide

Having sex right after a shower when still wet.

My boyfriend loves to take me every morning as soon as I step out of the shower. He can’t get enough of that slip-n-slide.

by LuluBleu April 10, 2021

Mexican Slip N' Slide

The act of eating spicy Mexican food, waiting a duration and then defecating on your partner’s breast followed by sexual intercourse with said breast. If done correctly, the surface will be quite slippery and also spicy enough to burn your pee hole.

After eating Mexican Food, Johnny and Carla were feeling frisky. Carla asked Johnny to give her a Mexican Slip N' Slide . So he shit on her tits and fucked them. The burn in his pee hole didn’t stop him from finishing.

by RegD432 December 12, 2019

North Korean slip and slide

It is when N.KOREA leader (kim jong fat fuck)slips and falls on his ass in the rain, eating shit.

Did you hear, DICKtator Kim Jong Un did a North Korean slip and slide over the weekend?he ate total shit!

by aussie man name jaun hernandez September 9, 2020

slip n slide

The process of microstructure deformation here atomic bonds break, atoms move, and bonds reform at new positions.

"Y-Yamete stop banging my piece of metal!! I'm so m-malleable you're bending me all over the place!!" The piece of iron screamed in pleasure. His atoms were shoved around like a game of dodgeball, becoming permanently altered as the other piece of metal forced through his atomic bonds. It was a sensual game of slip n slide between sexually active atoms.

"Ngh!" The iron yelped. "C-Chotto matte!"

by Dick Chomper 42069 July 23, 2023

slip n slide

youre titty fucking a flat chested girl, but you apply lube and are basically just rubbing your dick up and down her stomach.

steps:

1. put lube on her stomach.
2. put on a condom for maximum slippage
3. just rub it up and down her stomach, and occasionally her bellybutton;)

“hey! wanna do a slip n slide??”

“no slip n slides today, boys.”
“do you know what it is?”

“probably like, two dicks in a vagina”

“no, basically the opposite.”

by analfishers9169 December 11, 2019