skeetness

Something that is so mindblowingly amazing that you can barely stand it

"I just saw The Strokes live.... Fucking skeetness."

by Shakalah August 23, 2006

Skeet

verb: To steal or obtain something via illegal and/or scandalous methods. Typically used when referring to Beats By Dr. Dre Headphones.

adj: To be a thief. One who steals items such as Beats By Dr. Dre Headphones.

-That greasy thief skeeted my beats right out of my locker!
-That kid is a total skeeter, never leave anything valuable alone with him.

by hogman33 December 11, 2016

Skeet

The funky white creamy substance that shoots all over Melissa after she goes down or rides me.

Melissa loves Skeet all over her face. She is so beautiful and I just can't get enough of her. She is the best thing in my life right now.

by melissohot September 11, 2009

skeet

to release sperm all over some bitches face

"bitch I'm gonna skeet on you"

by caitlin June 26, 2004

skeet

A word meaning cum that somehow white people don't understand yet.

I was railing the shit out of this bitch, and then I pulled out and skeeted all over her face.

by FSU-AH April 17, 2006

Skeets

A small, yellow-gold 25th century artificial intelligence that is the partner of the cocky and showboating DC comic book superhero, Booster Gold.

Young Boy: Can I have your autograph?
Booster Gold: Sure you can!
Young Boy: Oh, I thought you were Green Lantern!
Skeets: I would like your autograph, sir!
Booster Gold: Shut up, Skeets.

by Erei October 16, 2008

skeet

A new definition coming around for skeet means: to snort cocaine, or to get high on cocaine.

skeeted (past tense)-to be high on cocaine

"hey man, wanna go skeet this coke before my parents get home??"

"bro, im sooooo skeeted from this 8-ball"

by S_RAD April 8, 2007