A theorem that states that all white bitches are crazy. The theorem was deduced by means of a logical proof.
I should have referred to Skeeter's Theorem before gettin with this white bitch, she got me stressed!
by Skeeter Cockstein February 19, 2009
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The big boobs of a girl who tries to hide them and doesn't take photos that show them off, and doesn't wear low cut shirts.
Comes from sleeper that describes a fast car that looks slow, hiding the real power of the car.
Comes from sleeper that describes a fast car that looks slow, hiding the real power of the car.
by nananananbatman May 25, 2013
Get the sleeper titties mug.A crane fly. It is a common myth that crane flies eat mosquitoes, so in redneck areas of the country, they call them 'skeeter hawks.
Redneck: Them gosh damn skeeter-hawk flyin' all over mah trailer! I shouldna left mah winduh open las' night, 'cus they's really annoyin' me. At least they's ain't gon be no mo' muhskeetahs in mah trailer. I hope they's go suck on tahrone's ass tuhnaght.
by bodacious brownie troop March 19, 2017
Get the skeeter-hawk mug.An obsessive stalker with exactly all the opposite of what a person they are stalking would consider someone worth hanging out with by choice.however they do this on purpose cause they are seriously super geniuses acting those ridiculously undesirable ways that they created for one individual personally different for everyone.worst part is,you won't know what you did you can't see them and cannot shake them off any time with anything can't hurt their feelings unless they pretend you did but with something that you say that the fake emotional reaction reacted on and you can't find them to poke out an eye and they won't hesitate to remind you that you missed a spot shaving your ass crack last night..in other words the new age best friend you learn to jerk off too that's all you can do....
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO THAT SKEETER GOOCH!!!I SWEAR MAN!!!why do I have to deal with stage 10 clincher!!!
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P1: “did you hear about the guy who busted his chin at the gym?” P2: “no, how did it happen?!” P1: “he fell using an ab roller” P2: “that’s so skeetercore”
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