shrek

a monster of a woman

Go home shrek.

by sidewaydaze562 December 16, 2002

The Shrek

A green alcholic beverage that will mess you up real good.
Its a secret recipe created by Paul Cave the rapper/cocktail maker.

There's only one of THE SHREK.

by MC PC October 25, 2009

shrek

A large green nasty bowl of marajuana. It is so well packed with walk-around weed that it smokes forever. It has many layers of smoking, just like Shrek and onion have many layers.

"Buddha! You just packed a shrek!!!"

by the chene August 29, 2006

Shrek

Shrek is love and shrek is life
Shrek is the ogrelord

What the shrek is going on!?!

by Shrek Swampington December 21, 2016

Shrek

God

Shrek has Swag

by Bully Pyrocynical November 20, 2018

Shrek

Only the cutest little green goblin around with that big penis of his just stretching miles upon miles while Fiona just sits there and admires that huge cock, mmm yess daddy.

"Damn, Shrek can I have some of your penis enlargement pills?" Donkey said.

by DontGetHard December 10, 2018

Shrek

The god of the shrekian religion also the giant lime of swamps

I belong to Shrek! HE IS MY LORD AND SAVIOUR. HAIL THE MIGHTLY LIME

by Jazzycat4005 October 22, 2018