shredding the cat

To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.

Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.

by Loweena November 1, 2017

shred toast

A board (snowboard, surfboard, skateboard, etc.) that has been used and abused to the point of it being barely usable. Usually a term of endearment and respect for the board and its owner.

Damn man, that board is total shred toast. What is it, five years old? Dude, I say shred it 'til it snaps.

by bakermancan February 21, 2011

Shred On The Yoinky

Slang for playing complex music on an instrument.

Slang for jerking off

A: Ey bro I heard you shred on the yoinky last night, we heard it from downstairs

B: Yeah man. I'm getting pretty good at guitar.

A: Nah man you were jerking off.

by Bigbenis6969 January 6, 2021

Shred on the yoinky

1) To masturbate aggressively
2)Playing difficult music on an instrument

"Yo did you shred on the yoinky last night"

by Yoinkyshredder69 January 6, 2021

Shred the grain

To go against the grain so hard that it is metaphorically reduced to shreds. Only accomplished through a groundbreaking act of badassery.

Quinn: "Man, Jake, you shred the grain so hard last night!"
Jake: "I jumped over a garbage can, dude"
Quinn: "I KNOW! You STG'd to the max!"

by TheJanePlane June 5, 2017

Shitter shredding

The act of playing electric guitar in ones bathroom

Dude.. You should've heard me shitter shredding this morning. The acoustics in my bathroom are phenomenal

by Breadfan4life October 13, 2021

Shred face

The unintentional weird and often humorous face(s) one makes whilst engaging in a mentally strenuous activity. Most often used in reference to the face a guitarist makes while "shredding".

Dude, your shred face is hilarious. You look you're trying to mouth words and your bottom lip keeps twitching. Do you need to blink that much?

by Trogdor90 May 21, 2017