schmorgledorf

When somebody places a double a battery in their asshole, a double a battery in a woman's vagina, And then proceed to connect both batteries via jumper cables.

Yo bra, me and Dinkle Jr Schmorgledorfed at prom last night.

by P00PSHANK January 7, 2025

Shmiggledornt

A term used to describe a homosexual, usually male, who pretends to be a heterosexual but fails horribly at it.

"That guy was such a shmiggledornt, could he at least try to hide it?"

by ilostmyoldaccanddontwannarecla February 12, 2026

Shmogladite

King of smegma, the one who rules all those who are and have smegma

Greetings, my Shmogladite. Akin to greetings, my liege

by JackOffJones June 3, 2025